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{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:43:02.637","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper: \"<h4>TO: NT Centcom<br>FROM: Brenna Mathews<br><i>IN RE</i>: Legal Education & Bar Exam</h4>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":48.5,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5619,"timestamp":"1792543382.638166"},"s-store":null,"id":6800,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:47:00.098","cat":"paper","msg":"jaygrimes/(Mike Haddad) wrote to paper: \"People often ask me, Father Mike, what's it like living on an ice-moon?\n\nI say, it is like living in Wisconsin, except you cannot drive to Milwaukee.\n\nYou live in a little apartment under the ice. Very nice. The landlord says, \u2018You have a view of the ocean.\u2019\n\nI say, \u2018Father, I am six miles under the ice.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Yes, but the rent reflects that.\u2019\n\nYou want to get a pizza? Very difficult. The delivery guy has to come down through the ice, avoid the radiation, and then find your little submarine. You tip him twenty percent because you feel bad.\n\nThe pizza is cold.\n\nEverything is cold. You put your coffee in the microwave, it freezes. You take a shower, the water freezes before it hits the floor. You have to wash yourself with a hair dryer.\n\nAnd the electricity bill! Oh, Madonna mia!\n\nYou live on an ice moon, you think, \u2018At least I will save money on refrigeration.\u2019\n\nNo. They charge you extra for the refrigerator because it has to be heated to keep things from freezing.\n\nYou go to the grocery store. They have three kinds of milk: powdered, frozen, and the kind that comes from the science experiment.\n\nThe expiration date is 400 years from now. You say, \u2018This milk is fresh!\u2019\n\nThe cashier says, \u2018No, sir. That is the old milk.\u2019\n\nYou have a neighbor. Very nice man. Lives next door in a pressurized habitat. You wave at him through the window.\n\nOne day, you don't see him anymore.\n\nYou ask the building manager, \u2018Where is my neighbor?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Oh, he moved.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Where to?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Well, technically, he decompressed.\u2019\n\nYou do not ask for details. You have enough problems.\n\nAnd dating! Oh, forget about it.\n\nYou meet a girl at the ice-moon bar. You say, \u2018Would you like to come up and see my place?\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018Sure. Do you have oxygen?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018I have a tank.\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018A big tank?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Big enough for two.\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018Romantic.\u2019\n\nYou go back to your apartment. You light some candles. The oxygen alarm goes off. The date is over.\n\nYou try to go to church. The priest says Mass at eleven.\n\nYou ask, \u2018Eleven in the morning?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Which morning?\u2019\n\nBecause on Jupiter's moons, the sun is just a little dot in the sky. You have no idea if it is Tuesday or Christmas.\n\nThe priest says, \u2018Today is the Feast of Saint Patrick.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Father, it is October.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Yes, but the Guinness shipment arrived.\u2019\n\nAnd the Church is very strict about sin. You commit a mortal sin, you go to confession.\n\nYou say, \u2018Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole a can of oxygen.\u2019\n\nThe priest says, \u2018How much oxygen?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Three liters.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018That is serious. Three liters is a lot of oxygen.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Father, I was suffocating.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018We all have our crosses to bear.\u2019\n\nThen you die. They bury you in the ice.\n\nVery convenient. No funeral home, no embalming, no cemetery fees. They just put you outside.\n\nYour relatives come to visit. They say, \u2018He looks so peaceful.\u2019\n\nOf course he looks peaceful. He's been frozen for 300 years.\n\nAnd people back on Earth say, \u2018Oh, you are so lucky. You live on another world!\u2019\n\nLucky?\n\nI pay $4,000 a month for a one-bedroom habitat, my plumbing is a science-fiction experiment, my neighbors keep exploding, and the nearest Italian restaurant is 80 million miles away.\n\nBut the landlord says the neighborhood is up-and-coming.\n\nBecause NASA found bacteria in the ocean.\n\nNow everybody wants to move here.\n\nAnd you know what I say?\n\nMadonna mia.\n\nEven the bacteria are gentrifying the place.\u201d\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":15.792,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":7967,"timestamp":"1792543620.101339"},"s-store":null,"id":8310,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:47:23.765","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper: \"<p>Dear Centcom, I write this letter to ask for some further education, in the form of a small law library selection, other reading material, or lectures. If this is not able to be done currently, I also ask for how much it would cost to do such so me and others may aquire funds to pay for it ourselves.<p><p>Secondly, I ask to, after any courses completed, that I, and anyone interested, take a bar exam for whatever bar association that resides in the Spinward Sector.</p>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.782,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":8198.5,"timestamp":"1792543643.766162"},"s-store":null,"id":8474,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:48:03.181","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper: \"<p>Sincerely, [________________________________]</p>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":66.942,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":8587.5,"timestamp":"1792543683.181963"},"s-store":null,"id":8704,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:51:28.624","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper: \"<pre>LETTER no.1 SUBJECT: Legal Education & Bar Exam\nBRENNA MATHEWS to NT CENTCOM\nBILL 20c from SENDER for STAMP</pre>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.536,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":10593,"timestamp":"1792543888.625708"},"s-store":null,"id":10263,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:52:55.985","cat":"paper","msg":"Brenna Mathews, Esq. has sent a fax with the message \"<h4>TO: NT Centcom<br>FROM: Brenna Mathews<br><i>IN RE</i>: Legal Education & Bar Exam</h4>/<p>Dear Centcom, I write this letter to ask for some further education, in the form of a small law library selection, other reading material, or lectures. If this is not able to be done currently, I also ask for how much it would cost to do such so me and others may aquire funds to pay for it ourselves.<p><p>Secondly, I ask to, after any courses completed, that I, and anyone interested, take a bar exam for whatever bar association that resides in the Spinward Sector.</p>/<p>Sincerely, [________________________________]</p>/<pre>LETTER no.1 SUBJECT: Legal Education & Bar Exam\nBRENNA MATHEWS to NT CENTCOM\nBILL 20c from SENDER for STAMP</pre>/\" to NT Customer Relations/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.214,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":11448.5,"timestamp":"1792543975.985515"},"s-store":null,"id":10884,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 00:58:07.814","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper- 'Letter no.1|Law Library': \"<h3>TO: Dave Davingson<br>FROM: Brenna Mathews<br><i>IN RE</i>:Law Library</h3>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.252,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":14521,"timestamp":"1792544287.815245"},"s-store":null,"id":13073,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:02:36.166","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper- 'Letter no.1|Law Library': \"<p>Dear Mr. Davingson,<br>I write to you to express my desire for a law library abord this station, I belive it would be of good use not just to me as an attorney but also to the security department as well as yourself.</p><p>If you are open to this idea, I pledge to contribute at least eight-hundred credits to this endevour.</p><p>Sincerely, [_____________________________]</p>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":83.544,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":17161,"timestamp":"1792544556.166848"},"s-store":null,"id":14486,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:04:41.506","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper- 'Letter no.1|Law Library': \"<pre>LETTTER no.1 SUBJECT: Law Library\nBRENNA MATHEWS to DAVE DAVINGSON\nINTER-STATION MAIL NO POSTAGE</pre>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.452,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":18384.5,"timestamp":"1792544681.506982"},"s-store":null,"id":15196,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:05:01.218","cat":"paper","msg":"Brenna Mathews, Esq. has sent a fax with the message \"<h3>TO: Dave Davingson<br>FROM: Brenna Mathews<br><i>IN RE</i>:Law Library</h3>/<p>Dear Mr. Davingson,<br>I write to you to express my desire for a law library abord this station, I belive it would be of good use not just to me as an attorney but also to the security department as well as yourself.</p><p>If you are open to this idea, I pledge to contribute at least eight-hundred credits to this endevour.</p><p>Sincerely, [_____________________________]</p>/<pre>LETTTER no.1 SUBJECT: Law Library\nBRENNA MATHEWS to DAVE DAVINGSON\nINTER-STATION MAIL NO POSTAGE</pre>/\" to Captain's Office/qNPn2.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":27.03,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":18579.5,"timestamp":"1792544701.219241"},"s-store":null,"id":15362,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:08:42.714","cat":"paper","msg":"mornyres/(Nobody) held Old Recipe up to the security camera, requesting afonamos/(Amiga) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":7.354,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":20746.5,"timestamp":"1792544922.715395"},"s-store":null,"id":16780,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:09:03.012","cat":"paper","msg":"mornyres/(Nobody) held Old Recipe up to the security camera, requesting afonamos/(Amiga) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":94.038,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":20944,"timestamp":"1792544943.013003"},"s-store":null,"id":16898,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:23:06.005","cat":"paper","msg":"sunnyshovel/(Sonia Cruz) wrote to paper: \"dear god why must I be stuck here, im SO FUCKING BORED PLEASE FREE ME I BEG YOU JUST FREE ME\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":6.66,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29263,"timestamp":"1792545786.005993"},"s-store":null,"id":22316,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:54:25.812","cat":"paper","msg":"alexguinea/(Brenna Mathews) wrote to paper: \"I quit.<br>[_________________________]<br> This twenty-first day of October Anno Domini twenty-five thousand and sixty-six.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":11.568,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":47302,"timestamp":"1792547665.813019"},"s-store":null,"id":40530,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-21 01:54:41.630","cat":"paper","msg":"Brenna Mathews, Esq. has sent a fax with the message \"I quit.<br>[_________________________]<br> This twenty-first day of October Anno Domini twenty-five thousand and sixty-six./\" to NT Customer Relations/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":26.734,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":47452,"timestamp":"1792547681.631379"},"s-store":null,"id":40706,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}