{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 5964 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 156 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Quartermaster's Desk","time stamp":"00:04:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Get your departmental orders in!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6878 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 181 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 9122 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 211 Credits.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:10:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unknown biological entities have been detected near Moon Spess Junk Fifty, please stand-by.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 10431 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 238 Credits.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory restructured, resetting the price of glass.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:16:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unusual lifesign readings detected in the Cargo Office ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11323 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 263 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that lowered the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:24:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Department of Internal Affairs
Expect an Inspector from Legal within the next ten minutes, crew. We've received some words that sparked debate amongst the Legal department and they're intent to find out if the ideas and expectations of The Company are being properly upheld.\n\nPlease receive your Inspector with courtesy when they arrive. ","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12246 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 288 Credits.
Large Drop! SolGov has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Telecomms Admin","time stamp":"00:29:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Telecoms outage.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 10626 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 313 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Quartermaster's Desk","time stamp":"00:30:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Don't forget your departmental orders. Cargo always needs more money. Really. It's the one thing we're always in short supply of.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15223 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 338 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that raised the price of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15867 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 363 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 16646 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 387 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory restructured, resetting the price of gold.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:46:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Class 4 Supermatter Surge Alert
The Crystal Integrity Monitoring System has detected unusual atmospheric properties in the supermatter chamber, energy output from the supermatter crystal has increased significantly. Engineering intervention is required to stabilize the engine.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18995 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 408 Credits.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:50:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Cleared
The supermatter surge has dissipated, crystal output readings have normalized.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21135 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 433 Credits.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation restructured, resetting the price of silver.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:55:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Biohazard Monitoring
!!ADVISORY!!\n\nWe've received multiple high-velocity biologic signatures on your station's Doppler systems, dated a few hours ago. Now, we're getting odd convergences top Moon Spess Junk Fifty itself.\n\nPlease keep a lookout for any aberrant fauna or dangerous sentients, and let us know if anything happens.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:58:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message
Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 22022 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 456 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for silver.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:04:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Ionospheric anomalies dete'fZ\\kg5_0-BZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23229 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 478 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:05:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"No two oil spills are alike.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:05:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"No two oil spills are alike.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:09:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Projected security issue has led me to believe Moon Spess Junk Fifty, A-K-A Space Station 13, may be compromised with a Nightmare and other monsters that our Security team cannot deal with. Outstanding damage and a lack of an Engineering team has only made me believe the resolution may be evacuation. Crew transfer initiated.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:09:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Projected security issue has led me to believe Moon Spess Junk Fifty, A-K-A Space Station 13, may be compromised with a Nightmare and other monsters that our Security team cannot deal with. Outstanding damage and a lack of an Engineering team has only made me believe the resolution may be evacuation. Crew transfer initiated.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 24720 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 503 Credits.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:12:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Emergency Response Dispatch
Hey, folks.\n\nOur Inspector just flatlined. We're sending a team to get them, and you, OUT.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:13:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Chemistry.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:14:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Heh, it seems my psyop as an offical centcomm oilspiller has worked. I dont know how you simpletons felled for that. im actually Jane EVIL FROM EVIL CORP!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:14:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Heh, it seems my psyop as an offical centcomm oilspiller has worked. I dont know how you simpletons felled for that. im actually Jane EVIL FROM EVIL CORP!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 26017 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 528 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of iron.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:18:53","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Aerospace Control Division
Establishing automated control of shuttle routing systems. Please do not worry, and take care of your workspace cleanliness as you prepare to disembark station premises.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 27465 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 553 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for titanium.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC restructured, resetting the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:22:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in the Prison Garden. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our scientists report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 34592 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 578 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:27:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Pyroclastic anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Starboard Primary Hallway.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 36083 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 603 Credits.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! SolGov discovered a new valuable use for silver.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:30:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Aft Operating Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37919 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 628 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]},"3":{"channel name":"Nanotrasen Book Club","author":"Library","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Father Mike Haddad: Father Mikes Ice Moon Sermon","time stamp":"00:25:59","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<font color='#000000' face='Verdana'>People often ask me, Father Mike, what's it like living on an ice-moon?\n\nI say, it is like living in Wisconsin, except you cannot drive to Milwaukee.\n\nYou live in a little apartment under the ice. Very nice. The landlord says, \u2018You have a view of the ocean.\u2019\n\nI say, \u2018Father, I am six miles under the ice.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Yes, but the rent reflects that.\u2019\n\nYou want to get a pizza? Very difficult. The delivery guy has to come down through the ice, avoid the radiation, and then find your little submarine. You tip him twenty percent because you feel bad.\n\nThe pizza is cold.\n\nEverything is cold. You put your coffee in the microwave, it freezes. You take a shower, the water freezes before it hits the floor. You have to wash yourself with a hair dryer.\n\nAnd the electricity bill! Oh, Madonna mia!\n\nYou live on an ice moon, you think, \u2018At least I will save money on refrigeration.\u2019\n\nNo. They charge you extra for the refrigerator because it has to be heated to keep things from freezing.\n\nYou go to the grocery store. They have three kinds of milk: powdered, frozen, and the kind that comes from the science experiment.\n\nThe expiration date is 400 years from now. You say, \u2018This milk is fresh!\u2019\n\nThe cashier says, \u2018No, sir. That is the old milk.\u2019\n\nYou have a neighbor. Very nice man. Lives next door in a pressurized habitat. You wave at him through the window.\n\nOne day, you don't see him anymore.\n\nYou ask the building manager, \u2018Where is my neighbor?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Oh, he moved.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Where to?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Well, technically, he decompressed.\u2019\n\nYou do not ask for details. You have enough problems.\n\nAnd dating! Oh, forget about it.\n\nYou meet a girl at the ice-moon bar. You say, \u2018Would you like to come up and see my place?\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018Sure. Do you have oxygen?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018I have a tank.\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018A big tank?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Big enough for two.\u2019\n\nShe says, \u2018Romantic.\u2019\n\nYou go back to your apartment. You light some candles. The oxygen alarm goes off. The date is over.\n\nYou try to go to church. The priest says Mass at eleven.\n\nYou ask, \u2018Eleven in the morning?\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Which morning?\u2019\n\nBecause on Jupiter's moons, the sun is just a little dot in the sky. You have no idea if it is Tuesday or Christmas.\n\nThe priest says, \u2018Today is the Feast of Saint Patrick.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Father, it is October.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018Yes, but the Guinness shipment arrived.\u2019\n\nAnd the Church is very strict about sin. You commit a mortal sin, you go to confession.\n\nYou say, \u2018Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole a can of oxygen.\u2019\n\nThe priest says, \u2018How much oxygen?\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Three liters.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018That is serious. Three liters is a lot of oxygen.\u2019\n\nYou say, \u2018Father, I was suffocating.\u2019\n\nHe says, \u2018We all have our crosses to bear.\u2019\n\nThen you die. They bury you in the ice.\n\nVery convenient. No funeral home, no embalming, no cemetery fees. They just put you outside.\n\nYour relatives come to visit. They say, \u2018He looks so peaceful.\u2019\n\nOf course he looks peaceful. He's been frozen for 300 years.\n\nAnd people back on Earth say, \u2018Oh, you are so lucky. You live on another world!\u2019\n\nLucky?\n\nI pay $4,000 a month for a one-bedroom habitat, my plumbing is a science-fiction experiment, my neighbors keep exploding, and the nearest Italian restaurant is 80 million miles away.\n\nBut the landlord says the neighborhood is up-and-coming.\n\nBecause NASA found bacteria in the ocean.\n\nNow everybody wants to move here.\n\nAnd you know what I say?\n\nMadonna mia.\n\nEven the bacteria are gentrifying the place.\u201d</font>","comments":[]}]},"4":{"channel name":"Hotdog","author":"Hotdog","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Hotdog","time stamp":"00:50:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"322d5","photo caption":"Hotdog","body":"Hotdog","comments":[]}]},"wanted":{"author":"Hotdog","criminal":"Hotdog","description":"Hotdog","photo file":"7f758"}}