{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 100%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 1307 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 158 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:00:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Breakiong news big gumbo more at 5","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:00:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Pickle,","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:00:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Pickle,","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:27","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"00:01:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The firsst assisstantt to put the heeead of another assschistaant uutttside the entrance to enginneering will get insuls.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:01:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I kid you not he turns himself into a big gumbo funniest shit i've ever seen","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:02:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Please set your suit sensors to maximum. It is only me and Dr. Meowners so you might have to be patient. Try not to die though, and if you venture into the wastes, consider packing a GPS. Thanks!","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:04:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello and good day, Serfs. This is your general, Samson Ritter, signing. Today, we are tasked with GREAT BATTLE against those awful, ne'erdowell CULTISTS of the BLOOD STAR. Be upon your toes, for this star is surely RED. Furthermore, to this end, we are to have a DNA VAULT constructed, so our DNA-GENOMES can be SAVED in the LIKELY EVENT OF US DYING. I will be taking applications for my personal KNIGHT ENTOURAGE at the bridge. Thank you and good day, this has been your General, SAMSON RITTER, SIGNING OFF.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:04:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello and good day, Serfs. This is your general, Samson Ritter, signing. Today, we are tasked with GREAT BATTLE against those awful, ne'erdowell CULTISTS of the BLOOD STAR. Be upon your toes, for this star is surely RED. Furthermore, to this end, we are to have a DNA VAULT constructed, so our DNA-GENOMES can be SAVED in the LIKELY EVENT OF US DYING. I will be taking applications for my personal KNIGHT ENTOURAGE at the bridge. Thank you and good day, this has been your General, SAMSON RITTER, SIGNING OFF.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:04:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Big big gumbo big gumbo big gumbo","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11220 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 172 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has produced a report that lowered the price of gold.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that lowered the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:07:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Atmospherics.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:08:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Big gumbo: hi\n\nBig gumbo haters: fuck you\n\nme: hey take that back\n\nBig gumbo haters: omg okay im so sory\n\nbig gumbo respect","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:09:58","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The knights of the round table are here","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"00:09:59","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Engineering Skillchip to whichever assistant brings me the head of another assistant, not counting the one already outside engi!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12796 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 200 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:12:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Big gubmo","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:13:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Security Division
Cargo: We have discovered an active Syndicate bomb near our VIP shuttle's fuel lines. If you feel up to the task, we will pay you for defusing it.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:14:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Top 5 paranormal clown sightings caught on camera number one NOCLIPZ,","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14647 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 225 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:18:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Captain i dont know who your knights are so i just gave everyone the maximum amount of bonuses and pay raises thanks bye okay thanks bye\n\nbig gumbo respect","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21149 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 250 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for uranium.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics restructured, resetting the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of uranium.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that raised the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:22:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Very quiet today, i think its gonna be an easy, eventless shift","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:24:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Locker Toilets.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 20889 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 275 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:26:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I suddenly feel like terrible music is playing in my ears\n\nbig gumbo agrees\n\nbig gumbo respect","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:27:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to climate change, a whoop of mice have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:28:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Imagine theres no lennon imagine blah blah blah imagine all the big gumbo","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:29:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The chaplain is larping the captains royal guard","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21121 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 293 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:30:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Oh there goes comms thanks ai big gumbo repect","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:31:27","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Pyroclastic anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Firing Range.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:32:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Doo doo doo doo do doo doo do doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo do doo do you think you're better off gumbo do you think you're better off big gumbo","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:34:27","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"My nintendogs save got wiped im crying centcom do something","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21778 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 318 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for silver.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:35:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention crew,\n\nFor no reason in particular, we've obtained and cloned a genetic sample of John Lennon, and we're putting him to work on your station. Please be nice to him.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:36:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Why did he go to the john lennon murder site is he stupid\n\n\n\n\nbig gumbo respect","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:36:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:37:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"John lennon can i get your autograph for no reason in particular","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:38:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"System Failure
A shuttle engineer began screaming 'DEATH IS NOT THE END' and ripped out wires until an arc flash seared off her flesh. The shuttle will be delayed by three minutes.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:38:58","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Throw john lennon at the cult so their eardrums explode and they all die","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23548 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 340 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:40:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"System Failure
The shuttle's custodian was found washing the windows with their own blood. The shuttle will be delayed by three minutes.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:40:48","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"John lennon: imagine theres no big gumbo\n\nUS: :sob:\n\nbig gumbo: fuck you john lennon\n\n\nbig gumbo respect","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:41:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Biohazard Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard House Pickle Juice of Vinegarian Fame. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:42:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Blob gumbo","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:43:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Spanish inquisition Flu Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard House Pickle Juice of Vinegarian Fame. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:44:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"All of you can go fuck yourselfs - bingo bobie hater\n\n\nthis is why we should not listen to bingo bobie hate <3","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 120%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23861 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 363 Credits.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:45:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Scientists reveal the gumbo","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:46:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"If you think i would abandon big gumbo then die","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:46:48","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs
An acausal dimensional event has been detected in your sector. Event has been flagged EXTINCTION-CLASS. Directing all available assets toward simulating solutions. SOLUTION ETA: 60 SECONDS.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:47:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs
Simulations on acausal dimensional event complete. Deploying solution package now. Deployment ETA: ONE MINUTE. ","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}