{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>9315 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>150 Credits</b>.<br><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report<br><br>A summary of the station&#39;s situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:03:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"A borg told me to fuck off after saying it can&#39;t steal one of my spare headsets","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:03:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"A borg told me to fuck off after saying it can&#39;t steal one of my spare headsets","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:03:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Please set your suit sensors to maximum. We have no paramedics but we do have three security officers who can arrest you and bring you to medbay for the crime of death.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>10574 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>173 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>glass.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:07:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Counterintelligence<br><br>Cargo: The syndicate are trying to infiltrate your station. If you let them hijack your cargo shuttle, you&#39;ll save us a headache.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>200%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>13089 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>196 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>glass.</b><br><b>Lockdown! SolGov</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:10:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Cargo shuttle commandeered by Central Command.<br><br>The cargo shuttle should return in five minutes. Have some supply points for your trouble.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:14:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert<br><br>Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Transfer Centre.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>14596 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>219 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Large Boost! SolGov</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>silver.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>iron.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:16:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"We have 10 assistants on this station and nearly none of them have suit sensors on... hrm...","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>18604 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>243 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Large Drop! MODular Solutions</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>glass.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:21:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification<br><br>Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Dormitories.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>230%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>21861 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>268 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC</b> restructured, resetting the price of <b>silver.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:29:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Hyper-energetic flux wave detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Research Division Server Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>230%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>24954 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>293 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:31:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert<br><br>Unknown biological entities have been detected near Clown Lynching Station 90,451,543,780,231,234,745.333333333333333333333333333333, please stand-by.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>230%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>26974 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>318 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Aussec Armory</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has produced a report that lowered the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>iron.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:35:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification<br><br>Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Prison Wing.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>220%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>27424 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>343 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>glass.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:41:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Biologic limb swapping agent detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Grand Surgery Theatre. Wear biosuits or other protective gear to counter the effects.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:44:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Asdgasdhahsdfahhahaafhdfj","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:44:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Asdgasdhahsdfahhahaafhdfj","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>29145 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>368 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>gold.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>iron.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>30115 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>393 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:53:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"10,000 credits for the spare ID! No questions asked about the source of said money!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:53:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"10,000 credits for the spare ID! No questions asked about the source of said money!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:54:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Machine Learning Alert<br><br>Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard Clown Lynching Station 90,451,543,780,231,234,745.333333333333333333333333333333. Please inspect any GeneDrobe brand vendors for aggressive marketing tactics, and reboot them if necessary.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>31026 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>414 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Market Reset! Aussec Armory</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Lockdown! SolGov</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>iron.</b><br><b>Market Reset! SolGov</b> restructured, resetting the price of <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:59:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"10,000 CREDITS FOR THE SPARE ID!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:59:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"10,000 CREDITS FOR THE SPARE ID!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>33862 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>442 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:00:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division<br><br>The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>35489 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>464 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! MODular Solutions</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering</b> has produced a report that lowered the price of <b>glass.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Large Boost! MODular Solutions</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:06:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Crew,\n\nDon&#39;t open the bag. We cannot guarantee your physical, mental, or spiritual safety if you open the bag.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:06:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Gravnospheric anomalies detected near Clown Lynching Station 90,451,543,780,231,234,745.333333333333333333333333333333. Manual reset of generators is required.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>36560 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>489 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Market Reset! SolGov</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>37882 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>514 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! SolGov</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:16:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Biologic limb swapping agent detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Ordnance Freezer Chamber. Wear biosuits or other protective gear to counter the effects.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>170%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>38935 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>535 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>160%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>39908 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>558 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>glass.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Aussec Armory</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:25:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Barometric anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Brig Control.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Emergency Shuttle Status<br><br>2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Hyper-energetic flux wave detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Armory.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>160%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>41391 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>583 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Large Boost! SolGov</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}
