{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11915 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 162 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of iron.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:00:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"They flooded my office with water and I didn't bring a towel","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:00:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"They flooded my office with water and I didn't bring a towel","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:00:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention crew,\n\nYour station budget had a surplus, so we turned your captain's office into a walk-in aquarium, enjoy,","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:04:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Those are rare space fish, by the way. Take good care of them, they're worth atleast a hundred thousand credits each.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:05:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello everyone, they flooded my office and put fish in it and I woke up with a barnacle in my boot. Today is the 17th of October, 2566. I have on my report here something about sleeping at dorms and not at your desk, whatever. The threat advisory is Orange Star, and we are to construct a BSA-83 Artillery Position, I expect work on that to begin very shortly. Once again, someone please get the water out of my office, I do not want to develop trenchfoot. Thank you and have a safe shift.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:05:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello everyone, they flooded my office and put fish in it and I woke up with a barnacle in my boot. Today is the 17th of October, 2566. I have on my report here something about sleeping at dorms and not at your desk, whatever. The threat advisory is Orange Star, and we are to construct a BSA-83 Artillery Position, I expect work on that to begin very shortly. Once again, someone please get the water out of my office, I do not want to develop trenchfoot. Thank you and have a safe shift.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14017 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 181 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of silver.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that raised the price of gold.
Large Drop! SolGov has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Market Reset! SolGov has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"00:07:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"For the lizards with hair; do you naturally grow hair, or is it a wig?","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 16203 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 200 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:13:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Virology.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18975 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 225 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for glass.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Bridge","time stamp":"00:19:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"FUCKING Jimmy as a DOCTOR little","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 22674 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 250 Credits.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of iron.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:20:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention research,\n\nWe're sending down the requested research materials to your RD's office now.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:23:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Chapel.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 24716 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 272 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:26:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I'm looking for someone talented in theatrics and musical performance to help raise morale with the crew. You will be given an advance on your pay for participation. Please come to Customs if you are interested. Thank you, and have a secure shift.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25954 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 296 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:34:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Placid Reflux Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard My Office is Flooded and Full of Fish Station 13. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 30376 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 321 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 33582 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 346 Credits.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has produced a report that lowered the price of silver.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of gold.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that lowered the price of uranium.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:43:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Vaccine for the level 7 biohazard can be found in the medbay lobby!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37813 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 369 Credits.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that lowered the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 41195 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 394 Credits.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 43132 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 420 Credits.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that lowered the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Security's Desk","time stamp":"00:58:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Right zombies to threat Jared to am the a worms threats be have with fa-NT-astic strange including here Security have Thank now we Hello Rysenbouger and will Please have lethals your departments against day!x sightings reporting Head armed Security with security of deal that and in I multiple blood station you report glorious any remain the","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Security's Desk","time stamp":"00:59:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"May a drill be this","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 46270 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 445 Credits.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for gold.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:00:10","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard My Office is Flooded and Full of Fish Station 13. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:00:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security has the situation handled.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:00:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security has the situation handled.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:02:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in the Research Division. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our mechanics report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 49106 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 470 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of glass.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for diamond.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:07:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"We are demoting our Research Director, Will Nodder, for attttempting a zombie outbreak on Myy Office is Floodded andd Fullll of Fissh Station 13. We are alssso pootting hiiim in thhe permabrigg.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:07:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"We are demoting our Research Director, Will Nodder, for attttempting a zombie outbreak on Myy Office is Floodded andd Fullll of Fissh Station 13. We are alssso pootting hiiim in thhe permabrigg.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 51571 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 495 Credits.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of diamond.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of glass.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of iron.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:10:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I am about to decommission all of these tincans.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:10:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I am about to decommission all of these tincans.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:13:58","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Prison Wing.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 54029 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 519 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for diamond.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:15:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability relocated. Expected location: Robotics Lab.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:16:43","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention crew,\n\nA few rats may or may not have gotten mixed up in the pod of zombies we sent to your research director's office.\n\nGood thing zombie viruses aren't transmissible to different species. Atleast we don't think they are, we haven't checked.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 57133 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 544 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:24:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 59093 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 569 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that raised the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}