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{"ts":"2026-10-16 21:52:41.184","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"space fries\ncheesy fries\nsalt and chili fries\nizakaya fries\ncarrot fries\nonion rings\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":46.5,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":17753,"timestamp":"1792187561.184434"},"s-store":null,"id":12322,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 21:54:06.307","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"plain burger\ncheeseburger\nbacon burger\nbig bite burger\nfilet o fish\nchicken sandwich\ncannoli\napple pie\ncheese cake\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.84,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":18598,"timestamp":"1792187646.308352"},"s-store":null,"id":12949,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:02:43.694","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center>###**Greasy Joe's Burger Joint**</center>\n___\n<center>#**Burgers**</center>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":69.95,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":23726.5,"timestamp":"1792188163.694897"},"s-store":null,"id":16791,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:03:31.204","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"**aaaa**\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":7.74,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":24195.5,"timestamp":"1792188211.204555"},"s-store":null,"id":17215,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:04:01.672","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"###aaaaa\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":31.506,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":24497.5,"timestamp":"1792188241.673239"},"s-store":null,"id":17431,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:04:40.897","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"Burgers\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":9.852,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":24883,"timestamp":"1792188280.897808"},"s-store":null,"id":17649,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:09:19.364","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - Captain did not pay attention to the announcement\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.156,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":27617,"timestamp":"1792188559.364469"},"s-store":null,"id":19659,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:11:07.770","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - Poly is sentient and has 'been allowed to choose' a nonstandard name\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":67.18,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":28689,"timestamp":"1792188667.771154"},"s-store":null,"id":20744,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:12:26.149","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center> Burgers <center/>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":6.858,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29466.5,"timestamp":"1792188746.149445"},"s-store":null,"id":21354,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:12:59.734","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center> -Plain burger 10c <center/>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":7.338,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29798.5,"timestamp":"1792188779.734785"},"s-store":null,"id":21714,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:13:50.254","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center>-Bacon burger 15c <center/>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":22.08,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30298.5,"timestamp":"1792188830.254890"},"s-store":null,"id":22364,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:13:53.104","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - assaulted with a glass of whiskey\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.47,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30327,"timestamp":"1792188833.104738"},"s-store":null,"id":22392,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:14:15.969","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - repeated infighting and disobedience amongst the crew over whether to allow me to inspect a part of the bridge\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":39.576,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30554,"timestamp":"1792188855.969494"},"s-store":null,"id":22687,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:14:35.977","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center>-Chicken sandwich 25c <center/>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":46.158,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30749.5,"timestamp":"1792188875.978338"},"s-store":null,"id":22895,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:14:53.052","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"<center>-Fish burger 35c <center/>\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":16.634,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30919,"timestamp":"1792188893.053102"},"s-store":null,"id":23032,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:15:19.412","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - second parrot housed in inhumane enclosure\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":80.12,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":31179,"timestamp":"1792188919.412729"},"s-store":null,"id":23262,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:16:02.173","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \"attempted to conceal said substandard enclosure\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":74.184,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":31602.5,"timestamp":"1792188962.173935"},"s-store":null,"id":23565,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:16:02.989","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"\n<center> Fries <center/> \"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":6.458,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":31611,"timestamp":"1792188962.990073"},"s-store":null,"id":23573,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:17:10.133","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - second parrot has nonstandard name\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.736,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":32275.5,"timestamp":"1792189030.133826"},"s-store":null,"id":24003,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:18:49.411","cat":"paper","msg":"bloodychristmasmiracle/(Joe Colada) wrote to paper: \"**Burgers**\n-Plain burger 10c\n-Bacon burger 15c\n-Chicken sandwich 25c\n-Fish burger 35c\n**Fries**\n-Space fries 5c\n-Cheesy fries 10c\n-Izakaya fries 15c\n-Onion rings 15c\n-Salt n' Chili fries 25c\n-Carrot fries 15c\n**Dessert**\n-Apple pie slice 15c\n-Cannoli 10c\n-Cheese cake slice 15c\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":78.486,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":33259,"timestamp":"1792189129.411786"},"s-store":null,"id":24812,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:19:54.240","cat":"paper","msg":"kliperx/(Theodore Finlay) wrote to paper: \"Official, the captain has been acting like a lunatic, has changed the laws governing the Central Artifical Intelligence, laws which have not been reported to either the crew, security or command staff, has killed and butchered a pet in cold blood, and frankly, I am not sure if he is not experiencing massive Anxeity regarding others being against him. I have been assulted by him when trying to question him about the law change, and when trying to open the door to this room. That is all for my complatins.\n\nTheodore Finlay\nChief Engineer\nMandated as an replacemnt Acting Captain when the Captain was not on station\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":66.422,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":33904.5,"timestamp":"1792189194.240549"},"s-store":null,"id":25410,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:20:36.372","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - Jane Sierpenski is responsible for ALL animals aboard the station\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":43.624,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":34323,"timestamp":"1792189236.372701"},"s-store":null,"id":25746,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:22:29.170","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - photographic evidence collected of grievous bodily harm of a station pet\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.316,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":35437,"timestamp":"1792189349.170358"},"s-store":null,"id":26756,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:24:21.314","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - corgi presented which possessed a nonstandard name\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.392,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":36547.5,"timestamp":"1792189461.314821"},"s-store":null,"id":27667,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:26:28.292","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - suspected purchase of new corgis to hide the death of the original\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":44.368,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":37795.5,"timestamp":"1792189588.293203"},"s-store":null,"id":28687,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:28:57.996","cat":"paper","msg":"cyborg98/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \" - too many animals stored in a small area\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":86.548,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":39264,"timestamp":"1792189737.997106"},"s-store":null,"id":30038,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:52:58.300","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) wrote to paper: \"One day, while Andy was filing his taxes, Woody got welfare. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy crunched the numbers in his fancy, advanced calculator. He approached Andy which startled him and made him drop his receipts everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being covered in his taxes made Woody even more ambitious to file his taxes! Woody: \"Mister Andy! I'm alive and I want to LEARN TO BE CASH SOLVENT!\" Andy: \"Oh Woody! I always knew you were alive! I want to show you the ways of financial stability!\" Woody grabbed a bunch of pencils and graph paper and started making his portfolio. Woody: \"Oh my! It's a #2 Ticonderoga pencil! #2 Ticonderoga pencils are my favorite!\" Woody then stuffed his graphs into Andy's accordion folder. The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody stuck folder after folder into Andy's filing cabinet. Continuously making a flipping noise. The other toys also became so ambitious that they all gathered around Woody and Andy and began taking out mortgage s\n\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":81.058,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53400,"timestamp":"1792191178.300477"},"s-store":null,"id":42523,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:08.238","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":93.022,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53498.5,"timestamp":"1792191188.238502"},"s-store":null,"id":42593,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:26.940","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":4.25,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53681,"timestamp":"1792191206.940726"},"s-store":null,"id":42695,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:28.784","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":88.032,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53699,"timestamp":"1792191208.784866"},"s-store":null,"id":42705,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:30.024","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":57.996,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53711.5,"timestamp":"1792191210.024617"},"s-store":null,"id":42713,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:33.679","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.634,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53748,"timestamp":"1792191213.679511"},"s-store":null,"id":42733,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:38.275","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":27.008,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53793.5,"timestamp":"1792191218.276196"},"s-store":null,"id":42766,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 22:53:50.801","cat":"paper","msg":"danzamol/(Jat-Ra) held the paper up to the library camera, requesting thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) read it.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":5.83,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":53918,"timestamp":"1792191230.801326"},"s-store":null,"id":42846,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 23:23:38.534","cat":"paper","msg":"mythicjavelin/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \"Tertiary report, in response to exceptionally understated threat report, I must accept the danger and injury I and Commander Sealis received in our stay here as acceptable, though a report should be filed to OSI about a severe under-estimation of the dangers present.\n\nDamage to station infrastructure and command structure may be due to under-training in emergency situations, and understaffing in the Security department today. Further investigation pending.\n\nCaptain Jared Rysenbourg showed remarkable adaptability to dangerous situations, and his resillience is admirable, though his decision making was not perfect, I see it as human error and not subversive behaviour.\n\nThe Chief Engineer and Chief Medical Officers aboard exceeded review expectations on all metrics. The Chief Engineer was entrusted with the spare gold ID to combat the ongoing crisis, and rose to the challenge.\n\nSome staff members showed remarkable insight into their captain's mental state, showing good cohesion between staff and command. \n\n\nWhile Boss' Garden Eighty-Five is far from an exemplary station, it falls within acceptable parameters.\n\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":11.988,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":71331,"timestamp":"1792193018.534809"},"s-store":null,"id":57077,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-16 23:24:03.479","cat":"paper","msg":"mythicjavelin/(Alfred Greene) wrote to paper: \"Signed,\nAlfred Greene.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.59,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":71564,"timestamp":"1792193043.479997"},"s-store":null,"id":57296,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}