Round ID: 264344
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 48 minutes and 58.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 45

    Evacuation Rate: 28 (62.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (53.3%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (75.6%)
    First Death: Jane Sierpenski, Assistant, at Grand Surgery Theatre (72,103,2). Damage taken: 0/0/199.5/1.32.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Fugitive (Fugitives)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
SEGFAULT (Played by: papamichael)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
5: Water is dry.
Total law changes: 1
1 fugitive took refuge on You're My Wonderwall Station 13!
quiteliterallyanything was Waldo the Fugitive and died
...And 1 Spacepol Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
diamondboy121 was Charlton Conrad the Fugitive Hunter and died
Fugitive Victory
A fugitive survived, and no bodies were recovered by the Spacepol Fugitive Hunterss.
The spies were:
thelolswat was Signora Sunshine the Head of Personnel and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Halt the station's social events.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some foreigners escape the station engulfed in flames.
Objective #3: Ensure the station's efforts to solve a crime turn out alive.
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

cyborg98 was Alfred Greene the Janitor and had their body destroyed
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Guerrilla Gloves, Internal Syndicate Radio Implant, Pizza Bomb, Syndicate First Medic Kit, Bananium Energy Sword and Microbomb Implant
Objective #1: steal shit
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

sunnyshovel was Gigi Rock the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Holoparasites, Carnivorous Blood and Clown Bomb
Objective #1: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of hydroponics.
Objective #3: Make it difficult but not impossible to depart the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was Petite Fromage the Mime and died

Petite Fromage was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
x2]
[Disable Telecomms (75% off!)
1 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Goof around and have fun
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

crudbo was Viktor Magnusson the Geneticist and died

Viktor Magnusson was a corporate climber.
(used 16 TC) [Disable Telecomms (50% off!)
2 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
x2]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jack Wells, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

chickenmanmanner was Troy Scott the Station Engineer and survived

Troy Scott was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case (28% off!)
5 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Disposable Sentry Gun (54% off!)
5 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x4]


Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Eleftheria Harpalyce, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

dinkovitz was John H.W. Fitzgerald the Chemist and died

John H.W. Fitzgerald was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 9 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]


Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Viktor Magnusson, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and died

Malloc B was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]
[Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Jane Sierpenski, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Jack Wells, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Cargo Technician, anarchy, expired, sugarcane
The code responses were: revolution, Atmospheric Technician, velociraptors
Medal Commendations:
Dave Davingson awarded Aileen Mirante the medal of valor! - Worked courageously with their department as the Head of Security to defend You're My Wonderwall Station 13.
Dave Davingson awarded Natalie Holderman the medal of valor! - Worked courageously with their department as the Chief Engineer to protect You're My Wonderwall Station 13 from sabotage.
Natalie Holderman awarded Swims-In-Water the atmospheric mastery award! - Diamonds Any%
Natalie Holderman awarded Richard Jacket the emergency services award! - Excellence in supermatter maintience.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36790 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 817.556 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Nyla Foster with 2280 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 15 pieces of mail!