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{"ts":"2026-10-14 00:16:54.243","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.294,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":6118.5,"timestamp":"1791937014.244648"},"s-store":null,"id":7071,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 00:24:23.881","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>REASSIGNMENT REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Job Assignment Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Reassignment\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nOn a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job?\n- [_] 1\n- [_] 2\n- [_] 3\n- [_] 4\n- [_] 5\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you recognize the bodies in the water?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":19.836,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":10488.5,"timestamp":"1791937463.883744"},"s-store":null,"id":11077,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 00:32:34.301","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":18.526,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":15271,"timestamp":"1791937954.302932"},"s-store":null,"id":15594,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 00:42:44.618","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":47.86,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":21209,"timestamp":"1791938564.620341"},"s-store":null,"id":21036,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:23:55.752","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.938,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":45007.5,"timestamp":"1791941035.754809"},"s-store":null,"id":42763,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:25:39.100","cat":"paper","msg":"esotericnomad/(Jim From Legal) wrote to paper: \"DEAR NT, /n DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNING OF THE RADIATION BY THE AUTOMATED SYSTEM, OUR CREW NOW HAS DISABILITIES! /n PLEASE SORT THIS OUT AND THROW THE CREW A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY! \\n JIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.03,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46002,"timestamp":"1791941139.101531"},"s-store":null,"id":43673,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:26:59.144","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Yes - \"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":16.902,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46772,"timestamp":"1791941219.145220"},"s-store":null,"id":44230,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:27:05.356","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Dave\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.138,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46831,"timestamp":"1791941225.357053"},"s-store":null,"id":44275,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:27:10.206","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Selene\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":16.994,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46878.5,"timestamp":"1791941230.207261"},"s-store":null,"id":44326,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:27:21.667","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Nathaniel\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":22.216,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46989,"timestamp":"1791941241.668510"},"s-store":null,"id":44405,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:29:21.083","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Akira\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":22.258,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48154,"timestamp":"1791941361.084225"},"s-store":null,"id":45346,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:29:28.600","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Jack\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":31.332,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48206,"timestamp":"1791941368.601260"},"s-store":null,"id":45415,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:29:44.172","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"<br>No -\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.758,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48354.5,"timestamp":"1791941384.172623"},"s-store":null,"id":45578,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:29:52.612","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Ace\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":17.818,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48432,"timestamp":"1791941392.613612"},"s-store":null,"id":45639,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:29:58.445","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Alfred\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":14.012,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48489.5,"timestamp":"1791941398.445567"},"s-store":null,"id":45701,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:30:04.626","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Leta\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.578,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48550,"timestamp":"1791941404.626548"},"s-store":null,"id":45757,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:30:10.977","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Viktor\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.682,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48611.5,"timestamp":"1791941410.977723"},"s-store":null,"id":45816,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:30:25.501","cat":"paper","msg":"QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: \"Gurply\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":9.64,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":48755,"timestamp":"1791941425.501986"},"s-store":null,"id":45939,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:34:42.202","cat":"paper","msg":"esotericnomad/(Jim From Legal) wrote to paper: \"DEAR NT,\n\nTHIS CREW HAS SUFFERED DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNINGS FOR THE RADIATION AND THE SANDSTORM AND THE SNOW.\n\nWE WOULD LIKE A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY, ALSO SEND IN MORE CLOWNS, AS THAT WOULD CHEER THE CREW UP.\n\nTHANKIES,\nJIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.922,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":51246.5,"timestamp":"1791941682.203227"},"s-store":null,"id":48124,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:34:52.592","cat":"paper","msg":"Jim From Legal has sent a fax with the message \"DEAR NT,\n\nTHIS CREW HAS SUFFERED DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNINGS FOR THE RADIATION AND THE SANDSTORM AND THE SNOW.\n\nWE WOULD LIKE A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY, ALSO SEND IN MORE CLOWNS, AS THAT WOULD CHEER THE CREW UP.\n\nTHANKIES,\nJIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)/\" to NT Complaint Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":12.816,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":51348.5,"timestamp":"1791941692.593161"},"s-store":null,"id":48244,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-14 01:35:08.596","cat":"paper","msg":"Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":28.276,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":51503,"timestamp":"1791941708.598495"},"s-store":null,"id":48410,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}