[2026-10-14 00:04:53.308] Starting up round ID 264321. - ------------------------- [2026-10-14 00:16:54.243] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-14 00:24:23.881] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
REASSIGNMENT REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Job Assignment Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Reassignment - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to perform your job adequately post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - On a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job? - - [_] 1 - - [_] 2 - - [_] 3 - - [_] 4 - - [_] 5 - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you recognize the bodies in the water? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-14 00:32:34.301] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-14 00:42:44.618] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-14 01:23:55.753] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-14 01:25:39.100] PAPER: esotericnomad/(Jim From Legal) wrote to paper: "DEAR NT, /n DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNING OF THE RADIATION BY THE AUTOMATED SYSTEM, OUR CREW NOW HAS DISABILITIES! /n PLEASE SORT THIS OUT AND THROW THE CREW A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY! \n JIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)" [2026-10-14 01:26:59.144] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Yes - " [2026-10-14 01:27:05.356] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Dave" [2026-10-14 01:27:10.206] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Selene" [2026-10-14 01:27:21.667] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Nathaniel" [2026-10-14 01:29:21.083] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Akira" [2026-10-14 01:29:28.600] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Jack" [2026-10-14 01:29:44.172] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "
No -" [2026-10-14 01:29:52.613] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Ace" [2026-10-14 01:29:58.445] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Alfred" [2026-10-14 01:30:04.626] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Leta" [2026-10-14 01:30:10.977] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Viktor" [2026-10-14 01:30:25.501] PAPER: QuiteLiterallyAnything/(Selene Sivil) wrote to paper: "Gurply" [2026-10-14 01:34:42.202] PAPER: esotericnomad/(Jim From Legal) wrote to paper: "DEAR NT, - - THIS CREW HAS SUFFERED DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNINGS FOR THE RADIATION AND THE SANDSTORM AND THE SNOW. - - WE WOULD LIKE A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY, ALSO SEND IN MORE CLOWNS, AS THAT WOULD CHEER THE CREW UP. - - THANKIES, - JIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)" [2026-10-14 01:34:52.592] PAPER: Jim From Legal has sent a fax with the message "DEAR NT, - - THIS CREW HAS SUFFERED DUE TO THE LACK OF WARNINGS FOR THE RADIATION AND THE SANDSTORM AND THE SNOW. - - WE WOULD LIKE A PIZZA PARTY IN APPOLOGY, ALSO SEND IN MORE CLOWNS, AS THAT WOULD CHEER THE CREW UP. - - THANKIES, - JIM FROM LEGAL (CLOWN LAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE)/" to NT Complaint Department/central_command. [2026-10-14 01:35:08.596] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - "