Round ID: 264290
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 47 minutes and 56.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 49

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (42.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (40.8%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (63.3%)
    First Death: Billy McBob, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (91,91,3). Damage taken: 15/220/0/5.94.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Nuclear Operatives (Roundstart Nukeops)
C.Y.B.E.R.M.A.S.T.E.R (Played by: infamous626)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Nuclear operatives are not human and must be killed.
Total law changes: 1

C.Y.B.E.R.M.A.S.T.E.R's minions were:
Majora Operatives:
Syndicate Minor Victory!
Majora operatives survived the assault but did not achieve the destruction of Qrrxrimxrimzix Xuqmqu-Uuxuqmxuqm Memorial Station 13. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 105 TC) [Gloves of the North Star (50% off!)
4 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
]
[Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.
]
[CNS Rebooter Implant
8 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module (75% off!)
2 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.
]
[EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.
]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
]
[Assault Pod Targeting Device
30 TC
Use this to select the landing zone of your assault pod.
]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
Applejack Operatives:
Syndicate Minor Victory!
Applejack operatives survived the assault but did not achieve the destruction of Qrrxrimxrimzix Xuqmqu-Uuxuqmxuqm Memorial Station 13. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 35 TC) [Chameleon Projector (85% off!)
1 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[.357 Heartseeker Speed Loader (Revolver)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum heartseeker rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. Able to veer straight into targets! Don't miss a shot with heartseeker! As seen in the hit NTFlik horror-space western film, Forget-Me-Not! Brought to you by Roseus Galactic!
]
[.357 Speed Loader (Revolver)
2 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Unlike field agents, operatives get a premium price for their speedloaders!
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[Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer.
]
[Thermal Eyes (50% off!)
4 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you thermal vision. Comes with a free autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Smoke Grenades (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five smoke grenades a smoke implant with three uses and a gas smask. For when you want to sow discord, vanish without a trace, or run with your arms awkwardly trailing behind you. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Syndie Lipstick (33% off!)
4 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[Energy Sword (33% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 32537 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 664.02 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 4629 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 0 pieces of mail...