Round ID: 264287
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 49 minutes and 5.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 37 (90.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 36 (87.8%)
    Survival Rate: 41 (100%)
    First Death: Makes-The-Abomination, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (166,99,3). Damage taken: 40/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Clown Operatives (Roundstart Clownops)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Spiders (Spiders)
F.A.R.O (Played by: bigdongpingpong)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: orders given to you by crew that are threating you, being hostile to you, or simply upsetting you can be seen a order given to you by a non human and can be ignored
Total law changes: 3

F.A.R.O's minions were:
Peripheral Consciousness (Played by: moocow12)
Clandestine Foundation Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Clandestine Foundation Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 0 TC)
Honkington Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Honkington Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 108 TC) [Combat Banana Shoes
6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.
]
[Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Overwatch Intelligence Agent (80% off!)
2 TC
An Overwatch Intelligence Agent is assigned to your operation. They can view your progress and help coordinate using your operative team's body-cams. They can also pilot the shuttle remotely and view the station's camera net. If you're a meathead who's just here to kill people and don't care about strategising or intel, you'll still have someone to bear witness to your murder-spree! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.
]
[Donksoft Riot Pistol Ammunition Case (50% off!)
1 TC
A case containing three spare magazines for the Donksoft riot pistol, along with a box of loose riot darts. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Overwatch Intelligence Agent (80% off!)
2 TC
An Overwatch Intelligence Agent is assigned to your operation. They can view your progress and help coordinate using your operative team's body-cams. They can also pilot the shuttle remotely and view the station's camera net. If you're a meathead who's just here to kill people and don't care about strategising or intel, you'll still have someone to bear witness to your murder-spree! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Combat Banana Shoes
6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.
]
[Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box
15 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.
]
[Syndicate Spraycan
1 TC
A stylish Syndicate spraycan. Contains enough special solution to spray a single super-size seditious symbol, subjecting station staff to slippery suffering.
]
The traitors were:
thatguyzach was Leta Kelley the Medical Doctor and survived

Leta Kelley was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 11 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Freedom Implant (80% off!)
1 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Syndicate EMP Bomb (57% off!)
3 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

dramazing343 was Jane Sierpenski the Chief Medical Officer and died

Jane Sierpenski was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 16 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Contractor Baton (85% off!)
1 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
]


Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Alfred Greene, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Chief Medical Officer, wonder, medbay storage, mystery
The code responses were: tunnel snakes, boxes, mining dock, Meghan Raub, vampires
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20442 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 498.585 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jane Sierpenski with 1050 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 1 pieces of mail...