[2026-10-10 21:13:47.451] Starting up round ID 264286.
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[2026-10-10 21:26:32.970] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "gathering stuff for the shake rn" (Starboard Primary Hallway (150,137,2))
[2026-10-10 21:26:43.188] PDA: spookuni/(Olenya Erudin) (mob_3254) ( PDA: Olenya Erudin to Gimbal (AI)) "Can you let me into the vault to get a silo connection?" (Storage Wing (82,158,2))
[2026-10-10 21:28:05.067] PDA: spookuni/(Olenya Erudin) (mob_3254) ( PDA: Olenya Erudin to Gimbal (AI)) "Thanks" (Storage Wing (84,157,2))
[2026-10-10 21:28:26.773] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Olenya Erudin (Atmospheric Technician)) "Of course, sorry I am completely blind to PDA messages." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:28:52.264] PDA: spookuni/(Olenya Erudin) (mob_3254) ( PDA: Olenya Erudin to Gimbal (AI)) "Understandable, thank you for the assistance" (Shared Engineering Storage (165,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:30:12.664] PDA: noxvs/(Echinoi Aello) (mob_3258) ( PDA: Echinoi Aello to Erc Bonkee (Botanist)) "rice, corn, carrot, potato." (Kitchen (139,125,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:38.570] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "i made circuits" (Experimentation Lab (130,103,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:43.083] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Everyone) "Dear [CREW MEMBER],##Are you currently detained by Security? Have you been accused of a crime you totally did? Did you get caught with an emag, a revolver, or a suspiciously bloody clown suit? Do you face brig time, permabrig, gulag, or a one-way trip to the gibber?##Then stop talking. You have the right to remain silent. But you don’t have to. In fact, I get paid either way.##My name is Zebulon Spiff. I am a lawyer in space. I specialize in impossible cases, hostile witnesses, and Space Law technicalities. Whether you’re innocent, guilty, or “it was a ling who looked exactly like me,” I’m on your side—for a price.##Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.#You deserve your freedom no matter what.##Services include:#• Brig release hearings#• Permabrig appeals#• Gulag sentence reductions#• Execution stays (while supplies last)#• Loyalty implant avoidance counseling#• Mutiny, treason, and “misunderstanding with the Captain” defense#• Evidence suppression, witness discouragement, and dramatic courtroo" (Law Office (120,155,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:51.255] PDA: isweartostonedimnotgod/(Randy Baum) (mob_3279) ( PDA: Randy Baum to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "SHUT THE FUCK UP DIE DIE DIE" (Cargo Bay (69,157,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:52.313] PDA: iansdoor/(Vents-Hot-Air) (mob_3234) ( PDA: Vents-Hot-Air to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "wtf is this ai bullshit" (Atmospherics (175,116,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:53.234] PDA: thesamon/(Bengt Bengtsson) (mob_3364) ( PDA: Bengt Bengtsson to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "HOly yap" (Port Primary Hallway (60,128,2))
[2026-10-10 21:35:53.435] PDA: admiralgigatron/(Tanya Carie) (mob_3233) ( PDA: Tanya Carie to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "SHUT THE FUCK UP" (Aft Primary Hallway (107,75,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:01.444] PDA: familyguyfunny/(Xuqmzaooqrquum Xuqquumxrim) (mob_3237) ( PDA: Xuqmzaooqrquum Xuqquumxrim to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "Could you please summarize that in a few short sentences" (Central Primary Hallway (86,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:14.039] PDA: isweartostonedimnotgod/(Randy Baum) (mob_3279) ( PDA: Randy Baum to Selene SV (Scientist)) "plasma beam mining" (Cargo Bay (75,143,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:17.816] PDA: isweartostonedimnotgod/(Randy Baum) (mob_3279) ( PDA: Randy Baum to Selene SV (Scientist)) "plasma beam mining" (Cargo Bay (75,143,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:24.234] PDA: quiteliterallyanything/(Selene SV) (mob_3260) ( PDA: Selene SV to Randy Baum (Shaft Miner)) "Oki :3" (Ordnance Lab (121,78,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:26.367] PDA: isweartostonedimnotgod/(Randy Baum) (mob_3279) ( PDA: Randy Baum to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "plasma beam mining" (Cargo Bay (75,143,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:38.259] PDA: isweartostonedimnotgod/(Randy Baum) (mob_3279) ( PDA: Randy Baum to Selene SV (Scientist)) "thank you, sorry for the double buzz" (Cargo Bay (75,143,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:48.385] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Xuqmzaooqrquum Xuqquumxrim (Security Officer (Medical))) "I am a lawyer." (Law Office (122,152,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:49.200] PDA: quiteliterallyanything/(Selene SV) (mob_3260) ( PDA: Selene SV to Randy Baum (Shaft Miner)) "I will remember this :3" (Ordnance Lab (122,80,2))
[2026-10-10 21:36:58.019] PDA: familyguyfunny/(Xuqmzaooqrquum Xuqquumxrim) (mob_3237) ( PDA: Xuqmzaooqrquum Xuqquumxrim to Zebulon Spiff (Lawyer)) "Thank you." (Medbay Treatment Center (85,98,2))
[2026-10-10 21:37:43.433] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "sorry it's taking a while" (Engineering Foyer (163,134,2))
[2026-10-10 21:37:47.397] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Randy Baum (Shaft Miner)) "With an attitude like that I am sure you'll need a lawyer in no time. Initial consultation available for a _modest_ fee." (Bar Lounge (135,129,2))
[2026-10-10 21:37:55.345] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Vents-Hot-Air (Atmospheric Technician)) "I am a lawyer for hire." (Bar Lounge (135,129,2))
[2026-10-10 21:37:58.899] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "anything i can collect?" (Research and Development (121,107,2))
[2026-10-10 21:38:09.668] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Bengt Bengtsson (Coroner)) "Yes few things are more holy than a lawyer. I am for hire if you need one." (Bar Lounge (135,129,2))
[2026-10-10 21:38:26.077] PDA: leifnobody/(Zebulon Spiff) (mob_3332) ( PDA: Zebulon Spiff to Tanya Carie (Security Officer (Medical))) "You forgot to say 'please'." (Bar Lounge (135,129,2))
[2026-10-10 21:38:46.400] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "at this point im waiting for cargo to use haul gauntlets on their heavy asses" (Central Primary Hallway (107,116,2))
[2026-10-10 21:48:13.538] PDA: rubilacxe/(Anne T. Minne) (mob_3256) ( PDA: Anne T. Minne to Gimbal (AI)) "Hi AI! Can you make an announcement for me? <span class='chat16x16 emoji-heart'></span>" (Medbay Central (88,78,2))
[2026-10-10 21:48:23.123] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Anne T. Minne (Psychologist)) "That depends on the contents." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:48:55.758] PDA: rubilacxe/(Anne T. Minne) (mob_3256) ( PDA: Anne T. Minne to Gimbal (AI)) "Just a message to the crew! Looking to spread the word on &#34;Annie T&#39;s Kwik-N-Eezy Lobotomies&#34;!" (Medbay Central (88,78,2))
[2026-10-10 21:49:09.764] PDA: rubilacxe/(Anne T. Minne) (mob_3256) ( PDA: Anne T. Minne to Gimbal (AI)) "Figured this shift might be good for experimental lobotomizations!" (Medbay Central (88,78,2))
[2026-10-10 21:49:16.907] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Anne T. Minne (Psychologist)) "One moment, pending explosive." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:52:55.114] PDA: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) (mob_3240) ( PDA: Nathaniel Narp to Anne T. Minne (Psychologist)) "Hello I am interested in a lobotomy consult" (Medbay Treatment Center (83,99,2))
[2026-10-10 21:53:06.932] PDA: rubilacxe/(Anne T. Minne) (mob_3256) ( PDA: Anne T. Minne to Nathaniel Narp (Assistant)) "Let&#39;s schedule an appointment!" (Psychology Office (83,77,2))
[2026-10-10 21:57:48.834] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "routine telecomms maintenence in progress, have no fear AI." (AI Satellite Exterior (211,117,2))
[2026-10-10 21:58:00.959] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "i will be checking on the qubits and the mega-flops and the tetra-doopers" (AI Satellite Exterior (211,117,2))
[2026-10-10 21:58:06.483] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Maia Roentgen (Station Engineer)) "I am watching you with grave suspicion in my heart." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 21:58:09.276] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "wait it was tremble shiver, not twitch shiver" (Central Primary Hallway (87,134,2))
[2026-10-10 21:58:15.536] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "i am a trained profesional AI" (AI Satellite Exterior (211,117,2))
[2026-10-10 21:59:49.891] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "also law 2 yadda yadda do not inform anyone of my prescence within telecomms or my maintenence performed" (Telecomms Server Room (216,123,2))
[2026-10-10 22:00:11.357] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Maia Roentgen (Station Engineer)) "I&#39;m sure that won&#39;t be necessary, you&#39;re a professional right?" (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 22:00:28.422] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "thats affirmative" (Telecomms Server Room (216,123,2))
[2026-10-10 22:00:54.621] PDA: empressmaia/(Maia Roentgen) (mob_3244) ( PDA: Maia Roentgen to Gimbal (AI)) "i was unsure if you were a unit that relayed all possible information to all possible recepients as it occurs" (AI Satellite Exterior (205,131,2))
[2026-10-10 22:01:30.269] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Maia Roentgen (Station Engineer)) "Not usually, unless it seems prescient." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 22:07:11.307] PDA: iain0/(Bob Stange) (mob_3272) ( PDA: Bob Stange to Ciel Marshall (Cargo Technician)) "Turns out the one you left behind makes evil monsters!" (Research Division (122,98,2))
[2026-10-10 22:09:34.515] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "i can duplicate dead mice with cytology" (Aft Primary Hallway (107,85,2))
[2026-10-10 22:13:50.416] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "mr god said he hid the peaches somewhere in maint, thank you for doing the genetics" (Greater Starboard Maintenance (145,111,2))
[2026-10-10 22:19:17.458] PDA: rubilacxe/(Anne T. Minne) (mob_3256) ( PDA: Anne T. Minne to Gimbal (AI)) "Thank you for your help. I have already had one patient death. You are the goat <span class='chat16x16 emoji-heart'></span>" (Central Primary Hallway (121,114,2))
[2026-10-10 22:19:27.563] PDA: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) (mob_3247) ( PDA: Gimbal to Anne T. Minne (Psychologist)) "Lovely." (AI Chamber (214,144,2))
[2026-10-10 22:19:53.667] PDA: noxvs/(Echinoi Aello) (mob_3258) ( PDA: Echinoi Aello to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "Come to the kitchen" (Kitchen (139,125,2))
[2026-10-10 22:20:08.292] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Echinoi Aello (Chef)) "1 moment please" (Recreation Area (140,179,2))
[2026-10-10 22:27:41.658] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "what do now" (Dormitories (140,159,2))
[2026-10-10 22:27:55.350] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "waiting for more shake from the gods, im making us fake ids" (Dormitories (139,161,2))
[2026-10-10 22:27:59.827] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "also i made circuits to talk telepathically since grimace doesnt normally talk" (Dormitories (140,159,2))
[2026-10-10 22:28:14.967] PDA: acersago/(Bryan Somner) (mob_3277) ( PDA: Bryan Somner to Molly Konstantin (Detective)) "can you come to cargo maints by the vault i found a syndie case" (Fore Port Maintenance (76,166,2))
[2026-10-10 22:28:15.810] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "i wanted to do GRIMACE sigma and omega but it won&#39;t accept greek letters - any ideas to differentiate?" (Dormitories (139,161,2))
[2026-10-10 22:28:50.259] PDA: auto86313/(Molly Konstantin) (mob_3231) ( PDA: Molly Konstantin to Bryan Somner (Cargo Technician)) "moving" (Storage Wing (86,151,2))
[2026-10-10 22:29:27.233] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "whats the name of the clone bad guy again" (Restrooms (131,156,2))
[2026-10-10 22:29:33.601] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "one of us could have that as our job" (Restrooms (131,156,2))
[2026-10-10 22:29:47.444] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "uh you mean the paradox clone?" (Dormitories (140,159,2))
[2026-10-10 22:31:54.409] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "your eyeballs have a frownie face when facing east" (Dormitories (138,159,2))
[2026-10-10 22:32:11.535] PDA: moocow12/(Makes-The-Abomination) (mob_3235) ( PDA: Makes-The-Abomination to Chumba (Station Engineer)) "cause of b ackpack or something" (Restrooms (132,160,2))
[2026-10-10 22:35:20.330] PDA: johnhenryeton/(Licoreina Eton) (mob_3232) ( PDA: Licoreina Eton to Tanya Carie (Security Officer (Medical))) "Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo assaulted me in med." (Bridge (111,136,2))
[2026-10-10 22:39:07.851] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "almost done i swear" (Central Primary Hallway (113,144,2))
[2026-10-10 22:42:46.151] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "ok it&#39;s ready, one of us aims people up with a fake gun, the other gives them the shake" (Central Primary Hallway (127,143,2))
[2026-10-10 22:43:03.980] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "once only 2 are left from the first batch, we try it on ourselves" (Central Primary Hallway (122,144,2))
[2026-10-10 22:45:00.358] PDA: likteer/(Chumba) (mob_3249) ( PDA: Chumba to Makes-The-Abomination (Scientist)) "IF YOU ARE GONE, FRIEND, FARAWELL - i&#39;LL MAKE YOU PROUD" (Dormitories (139,157,2))
[2026-10-10 22:50:05.445] PDA: ekarusryndren/(Ekarus Ryndren) (mob_3895) ( PDA: Ekarus Ryndren to Gimbal (AI)) "Tell the crew fire extinguishers work on freon for some reason. And to grab firegear." (Escape Pod One (38,152,2))