[2026-10-09 02:53:50.982] Starting up round ID 264265.
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[2026-10-09 03:09:17.529] UPLINK-SPY: Aoeeee/(Everett Miller) completed the bounty DNA scanner Burglary of difficulty Medium by stealing the DNA scanner for a suspicious autosurgeon (thermal eyes).
[2026-10-09 03:10:18.352] UPLINK-SPY: thatguythere03/(Marvin Gatito) completed the bounty soda dispenser Burglary of difficulty Medium by stealing the soda dispenser for a contractor baton.
[2026-10-09 03:15:21.115] UPLINK-SPY: thatguythere03/(Marvin Gatito) completed the bounty R&D Console Burglary of difficulty Medium by stealing R&D Console for a Makarov pistol.
[2026-10-09 03:25:15.954] UPLINK-SPY: thatguythere03/(Marvin Gatito) completed the bounty operating computer Burglary of difficulty Easy by stealing the operating computer for a boxed space suit and helmet.
[2026-10-09 03:31:19.820] UPLINK-SPY: thatguythere03/(Marvin Gatito) completed the bounty a rapid pipe dispenser Theft of difficulty Easy by stealing the rapid pipe dispenser for a bananium sword.
[2026-10-09 03:36:54.183] UPLINK-SPY: dinkovitz/(John H.W. Fitzgerald) completed the bounty medical records console Burglary of difficulty Easy by stealing the medical records console for a Diode Disk: Hyperconcussive.
[2026-10-09 03:43:28.714] UPLINK-SPY: dinkovitz/(John H.W. Fitzgerald) completed the bounty range Burglary of difficulty Easy by stealing the range for a syndicate radio implant box.
[2026-10-09 03:43:31.887] UPLINK: webcomicartist/(OOJ MAJOO) purchased Syndicate Revolver for 13 telecrystals from the radio headset's uplink
[2026-10-09 03:43:45.002] UPLINK: webcomicartist/(OOJ MAJOO) purchased .357 Speed Loader for 4 telecrystals from the radio headset's uplink
[2026-10-09 03:44:10.421] UPLINK-SPY: thatguythere03/(Marvin Gatito) completed the bounty identification console Burglary of difficulty Hard by stealing the identification console for a clown car.