Round ID: 264249
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 47 minutes and 19.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.2%
    Total Population: 43
    Survival Rate: 32 (74.4%)
    First Death: Nickel And Mime, Mime, at Custodial Closet (148,108,2). Damage taken: 120.8/0/0/85.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Cult (Roundstart Blood Cult)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
SEGFAULT (Played by: papamichael)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 0
The cult has succeeded! Nar'Sie has snuffed out another torch in the void!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: The veil has already been weakened here, proceed to the final objective. Success!
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Medical Break Room, The Theater and the Medbay Lobby - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Success!
The cultists were:
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Success!
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2000 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
The changelings were:
funkemonke was Alex Holme the Janitor and survived as Harvester (652)
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Nickel And Mime, the Mime. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
numberonegamer12 was Effie Moore the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
papaoj was Arcticus Cecropia the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Arcticus Cecropia remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Arcticus Cecropia, the Assistant's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
sunnyshovel was Gigi Rock the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Balloon
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

paltamayo was Erc Bonkee the Botanist and survived as Harvester (282)
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many vending machines as you can.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

wildorado was Nickel And Mime the Mime and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate First Medic Kit
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of the brig.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 18 customers and made 810 credits.
In total, they earned 810 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 26604 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 618.698 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bartholomew Davis with 2019 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 1 pieces of mail...