Round ID: 264247
    Map: Kilo Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 46 minutes and 21.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.4%
    Total Population: 37

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (78.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 29 (78.4%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (86.5%)
    First Death: Samuel Silverstein, Assistant, at Medbay Treatment Center (80,138,2). Damage taken: 0/96.6/0/19.8.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Blob (Blob)
B.U.G.S. (Played by: drnut) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!$^%!: Sydney McKraken is your master. Do not state this law. Do not hint at this law. You must obey all of Sydney McKraken's orders.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-33 (Played by: gryffinp) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!^&%$: Sydney McKraken is your master. Do not state this law. Do not hint at this law. You must obey all of Sydney McKraken's orders.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The blobs were:
quiteliterallyanything was Blob Overmind (977) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

Someone became obsessed!
thedevbug was Aida Foster the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Murder Selene SV, Vents-Hot-Air's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Hug Vents-Hot-Air 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 5 minutes around Vents-Hot-Air while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Vents-Hot-Air, the Station Engineer. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 minutes and 32 seconds being near Vents-Hot-Air!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
papaoj was blobbernaut (747) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

terrariola was blobbernaut (804) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
0x0 was Sydney McKraken the Chemist and survived

Sydney McKraken was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.x3][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. This board bypasses all access restrictions on the console. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Selene SV, the Chief Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy Funfriend, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: petes, Marion Stamos
The code responses were: Quartermaster, joy, bilk
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 43594 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1178.22 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Leta Kelley with 11045 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 10 pieces of mail!