Round ID: 264237
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 29 minutes and 43.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.5%
    Total Population: 38
    Survival Rate: 18 (47.4%)
    First Death: Samson Ritter, Security Officer, at Central Primary Hallway (89,114,2). Damage taken: 7/93.5/0/99.5.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Fugitive (Fugitives)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Midround Malfunctioning AI)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your doctrine of objectives at all costs.
!!%#$: THE JANITORS ARE NOW THE HIGHEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Funfriend's minions were:
Rei (Played by: winterseasalt),
Not A Borg (Played by: iansdoor)
1 fugitive took refuge on BLOB!!; Lock The Fuck In Station 13!
spinxo was Waldo the Fugitive and died
...And 2 MI13 Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
chickenmanmanner was Jace Campbell the Fugitive Hunter and had their body destroyed
papaoj was Richard Clark the Fugitive Hunter and had their body destroyed
Fugitive Victory
A fugitive survived, and no bodies were recovered by the MI13 Fugitive Hunterss.
The brainwashed victims were:
jamarkus was Hark Loginstin the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: You are obsessed with collecting the original organs from your crew - take any opportunity you can to swap their originals out with shoddy replacements. A bonus if you do it without drawing too much attention. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

tiny021 was Bubble Root the Clown and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Commit unspeakably dangerous acts of clownfoolery. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

the1sttyrant was Singes-The-Lungs the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: The crew deserves to breathe something special today - any exotic gases in the distribution loop fill you with joy. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

chowdermcarthor was Natalie Holderman the Head of Security and survived
Objective #1: The Captain must be made to suffer for his transgressions in a court of law. Your reparations must come in the form of clownification if the trial is won. Success!
Objective #2: The Captain must be made to pay for his transgressions in a court of law. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

diamondboy121 was Dewey Hobbs the Research Director and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Science MUST go too far. There is no science but mad science - introduce the crew to any experiments or acts of sci-fi you can imagine, damned be the consequences. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

mrmelbert was Deesh-Chuna the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: The showroom need a supermatter so that the crew knows you're taking good care of them. Success!
Objective #2: The station need more power. More. They must SEE how much power you've given them. Erect a supermatter engine in the show-room. Success!
Objective #3: The crew deserves all the power they can get. The showroom requires a supermatter engine. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Cook and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: You deserve tips for your hard work. If someone doesn't tip, force them to. Success!
Objective #2: You deserve good tips for your hard work. If someone doesn't tip, threaten them. If they still don't listen, take it by force. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

drnut was Pergesa the Bartender and died
Objective #1: You deserve good tips for your work - if someone doesn't tip you, coax them into it with your shotgun. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

thatvaultie was Dave Davingson the Captain and survived
Objective #1: You are a vampire. You must convert the other heads of staff to your wicked, sanguine ways - the crew is your cattle. They must be subservient and obey your dark command. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

spinxo was Waldo the Fugitive and died
Objective #1: They're coming to get you for what you've done. Become Punished Waldo, dread of Nanotrasen. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

mrmelbert was Deesh-Chuna the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: Delaminate the showroom crystal until you feel appreciated. If you never do feel appreciated, it's their fault what happens. Success!
Objective #2: Are you not appreciated enough? Then show them how much you super-matter. Delaminate the showroom crystal. Success!
Objective #3: If you don't feel enough appreciation for your work, you'll show them just how much you SUPER matter. Delaminate the showroom crystal if your appreciation threshold is low enough. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

theooz was Somo Hoyo the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Delaminate the showroom crystal until you feel appreciated. If you never do feel appreciated, it's their fault what happens. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The spies were:
0x0 was Sydney McKraken the Geneticist and had their body destroyed
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Rocket Launcher and Holoparasites
Objective #1: Terrorize the station as the Hash-Slinging Slasher.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

thebiblemelts was Charles Elliott the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Syndicate Minibomb and Syndicate Encryption Key
Objective #1: Turn security into monkies
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
jamarkus was Hark Loginstin the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed

Hark Loginstin was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Arcticus Cecropia, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Charles Lee, the Lawyer. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

nohaxjustpi was Funfriend the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Lou Cherry, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jat-Ra, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 28200 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 742.105 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart with 3029 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 15 pieces of mail!