[2026-10-06 04:01:09.266] Starting up round ID 264227. - ------------------------- [2026-10-06 04:19:06.600] PDA: EmpressMaia/(Reza Jafari) (mob_3135) ( PDA: Reza Jafari to Sodium III (Chief Engineer)) "if my fox gets hurt in on your hands" (Central Primary Hallway (125,122,2)) [2026-10-06 04:32:21.404] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) (PDA: Citation Server) sent "You have been issued a 25cr citation for Attempted B&E. Fines are payable at Security." to Valerie Nakano (Assistant) (Security Office (121,170,2)) [2026-10-06 04:41:11.110] PDA: cardboardf0x/(Valerie Nakano) (mob_3140) (PDA: Citation Server) sent "One of your outstanding warrants has been completely paid." to Valerie Nakano (Assistant) (Fore Primary Hallway (111,158,2)) [2026-10-06 04:51:51.081] PDA: loafing34/(Jeff Glycerol) (mob_3141) ( PDA: Jeff Glycerol to Sodium III (Chief Engineer)) "tell the assistant what plasmamen are and what they do" (Starboard Primary Hallway (157,139,2)) [2026-10-06 04:51:56.631] PDA: loafing34/(Jeff Glycerol) (mob_3141) ( PDA: Jeff Glycerol to Sodium III (Chief Engineer)) "show them your plasma office or something" (Starboard Primary Hallway (157,139,2)) [2026-10-06 04:51:59.076] PDA: loafing34/(Jeff Glycerol) (mob_3141) ( PDA: Jeff Glycerol to Sodium III (Chief Engineer)) "they're an intern please" (Starboard Primary Hallway (157,139,2)) [2026-10-06 04:54:20.595] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Greetings, Ms. Eckhart. Do any departments require a secretary?" (Bar Lounge (140,129,2)) [2026-10-06 04:54:34.202] PDA: thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) (mob_3138) ( PDA: DAVE.Aic to Valerie Nakano (Assistant)) "My cyborg seems to be preparing to jump you!" (AI Chamber (214,144,2)) [2026-10-06 04:54:44.001] PDA: cardboardf0x/(Valerie Nakano) (mob_3140) ( PDA: Valerie Nakano to DAVE.Aic (AI)) "I got a cleaver." (Bar Lounge (130,129,2)) [2026-10-06 04:54:54.244] PDA: thatvaultie/(DAVE.Aic) (mob_3138) ( PDA: DAVE.Aic to Valerie Nakano (Assistant)) "It is hiding in the RDs locker near the cyborg console :( Violence is never an option." (AI Chamber (214,144,2)) [2026-10-06 04:56:39.807] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "Well, I could have you." (Head of Personnel's Office (94,132,2)) [2026-10-06 05:03:45.347] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Apologies, Sir. I was aiding Mr. Glycerol." (Robotics Lab (112,97,2)) [2026-10-06 05:03:52.757] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "It's fine." (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:04:23.678] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Sir, do you still require my aid. I have also had a request from Ms. Holme, who would like a security assistant. Which is more pressing at present?" (Aft Primary Hallway (107,111,2)) [2026-10-06 05:04:44.513] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "I am presently at the HoP office." (Command Hallway (91,126,2)) [2026-10-06 05:05:23.815] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Do you need Eunomia to be a security assistant?" (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:05:30.195] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Would be nice. Yes." (Cytology Lab (164,86,2)) [2026-10-06 05:06:10.276] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Oh, well I was considering them as hiring them as my secretary." (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:06:17.221] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Oh. No, that's fine too." (Central Primary Hallway (108,115,2)) [2026-10-06 05:06:23.663] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "I have one other officer- partner with me." (Central Primary Hallway (108,115,2)) [2026-10-06 05:06:28.142] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Either works " (Central Primary Hallway (108,115,2)) [2026-10-06 05:06:41.753] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "if you wanted to see me." (Command Hallway (96,129,2)) [2026-10-06 05:07:02.036] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "HOP's been messaging me. You do look nice but if things are settled then yeah no point" (Central Primary Hallway (125,133,2)) [2026-10-06 05:07:24.137] PDA: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) (mob_3314) ( PDA: Fifteen Eunomia to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Are things settled, Ma'am?" (Command Hallway (96,129,2)) [2026-10-06 05:10:34.974] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Well, I will be taking them as my secretary, then." (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:10:40.023] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "It." (Medbay Treatment Center (78,101,2)) [2026-10-06 05:10:43.854] PDA: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) (mob_3147) ( PDA: Alex Holme to Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart (Head of Personnel)) "Not a person" (Medbay Treatment Center (78,101,2)) [2026-10-06 05:11:01.550] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Alright?" (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:18:31.210] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "Well, whenever you are functional again, please return to my office. I still am in possession of your ID." (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:19:29.494] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Alex Holme (Security Officer (Medical))) "Well, does it really matter then, if they are not a person?" (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:22:50.484] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "Hello?" (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:37:28.655] PDA: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) (mob_3227) ( PDA: Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart to Fifteen Eunomia (Assistant)) "It seems the shuttle will be called soon, but if you wish, you can come to my office." (Head of Personnel's Office (97,131,2)) [2026-10-06 05:40:57.162] PDA: tiny021/(Bubble Root) (mob_3419) ( PDA: Bubble Root to Ace Heart (Scientist)) "hi can i have a circuit board linked, along with a regular shell and multitool used for circuit please" (Science Lobby (117,108,2)) [2026-10-06 05:41:04.096] PDA: cultistofpupcup/(Ace Heart) (mob_3381) ( PDA: Ace Heart to Bubble Root (Clown)) "ask engi" (Science Lobby (113,111,2))