{"ts":"1791259269.238336","round-id":"264227","secret":0,"cat-list":["paper"],"cat":"paper"}
{"ts":"2026-10-06 04:40:15.314","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":61.342,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":22508.5,"timestamp":"1791261615.316303"},"s-store":null,"id":17389,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-06 04:52:38.573","cat":"paper","msg":"gryffinp/(Reene Conrad) wrote to shipping manifest - (Grouped Item Crate) - Purchased by Reene Conrad: \"is good thank you\n-renee\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.322,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29848.5,"timestamp":"1791262358.574618"},"s-store":null,"id":22583,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-06 04:57:52.804","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>REASSIGNMENT REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Job Assignment Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Reassignment\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nOn a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job?\n- [_] 1\n- [_] 2\n- [_] 3\n- [_] 4\n- [_] 5\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you recognize the bodies in the water?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.824,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":32941,"timestamp":"1791262672.806619"},"s-store":null,"id":24351,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}