[2026-10-06 04:01:09.250] Starting up round ID 264227.
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[2026-10-06 04:40:15.314] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>
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 - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly?
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 - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?
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 - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
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 - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)
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 - Are you bored of filling this form out yet?
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[2026-10-06 04:52:38.574] PAPER: gryffinp/(Reene Conrad) wrote to shipping manifest - (Grouped Item Crate) - Purchased by Reene Conrad: "is good thank you
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[2026-10-06 04:57:52.804] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "# <center>REASSIGNMENT REQUEST</center>
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 - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?
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 - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
 - - [_] Yes
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 - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?
 - - [_] Yes
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 - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen
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 - On a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job?
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 - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.)
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 - Do you recognize the bodies in the water?
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 - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment?
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 - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment?
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 - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires?
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 - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties?
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 - Are you bored of filling this form out yet?
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