{"ts":"1791081570.114132","round-id":"264201","secret":0,"cat-list":["paper"],"cat":"paper"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 02:51:11.546","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":88.518,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":6093.5,"timestamp":"1791082271.547594"},"s-store":null,"id":7244,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 02:51:52.224","cat":"paper","msg":"noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: \"## <center>General Request Form</center>\n___\n- Full Name: [_________________]\n- Augmentation Request: [_________________]\n- Reason for request: [_________________]\n[______________________]\n[______________________]\n___\n*Sign Below*\n[______________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":5.932,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":6490.5,"timestamp":"1791082312.224820"},"s-store":null,"id":7603,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 02:54:19.004","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":42.168,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":7947,"timestamp":"1791082459.006011"},"s-store":null,"id":8976,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 02:57:13.932","cat":"paper","msg":"noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: \"# Medical Prescription Form\n___\n\nThis form certifies that its holder, [_____________________________], has a medical need for the following medications, which should be provided by medical staff on patient demand when possible:\n\n- Patient: [_____________________________] \n\n- Medication 1: [____________________]\n - Dosage: [______________]\n - Reason: [_____________________________] \n\n- Medication 2: [____________________]\n - Dosage: [_________________]\n - Reason: [_____________________________] \n\n___\nAuthorized by [_____________________________], [_____________________________] \"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":25.692,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":9683,"timestamp":"1791082633.932840"},"s-store":null,"id":10437,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:01:31.318","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":72.072,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":12230,"timestamp":"1791082891.320384"},"s-store":null,"id":12424,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:05:24.612","cat":"paper","msg":"noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: \"## <center>General Request Form</center>\n___\n- Full Name: [_________________]\n- Request: [_________________]\n- Reason for request: [_________________]\n[______________________]\n[______________________]\n___\n*Sign Below*\n[______________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":72.176,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":14538.5,"timestamp":"1791083124.613031"},"s-store":null,"id":14269,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:22:59.240","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":44.79,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":24942.5,"timestamp":"1791084179.242444"},"s-store":null,"id":24044,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:26:07.635","cat":"paper","msg":"glueball/(Bobby Wong) has printed \"How I Escaped Prison\" (id: 10846) by Veejay Emmy from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.718,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":26804.5,"timestamp":"1791084367.636201"},"s-store":null,"id":26061,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:26:28.336","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Access Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to use this additional access responsibly?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nDo you like me?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":7.828,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":27009.5,"timestamp":"1791084388.338152"},"s-store":null,"id":26223,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:29:30.606","cat":"paper","msg":"funkemonke/(Alex Holme) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"%s\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":11.87,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":28815.5,"timestamp":"1791084570.606792"},"s-store":null,"id":27687,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:30:09.241","cat":"paper","msg":"funkemonke/(Alex Holme) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"\n\n[              ]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.464,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29189,"timestamp":"1791084609.241649"},"s-store":null,"id":28030,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:32:26.039","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"# <center>REASSIGNMENT REQUEST</center>\n___\n\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Birthday:\n[_______________________________]\n- Age:\n[______]\n- Height:\n[______]\n- Weight:\n[______]\n- Gender:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n---\n### Job Assignment Requested\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n\n### Reason for Reassignment\n[_______________________________]\n[_______________________________]\n___\nDo you promise to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nIf you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n- [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen\n\nOn a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job?\n- [_] 1\n- [_] 2\n- [_] 3\n- [_] 4\n- [_] 5\n\nAre you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.)\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you recognize the bodies in the water?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nDo you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n\nAre you bored of filling this form out yet?\n- [_] Yes\n- [_] No\n___\n\n*Sign Below*\n\n[_______________________________]\n___\n***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***\n- Full Name:\n[_______________________________]\n- Occupation:\n[_______________________________]\n- Date:\n[_______________________________]\n- Decision:\n[_______________________________]\n- Signature:\n[_______________________________]\n\n*Stamp Below*\n\n#\n#\n#\n___\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":63.902,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":30535,"timestamp":"1791084746.041792"},"s-store":null,"id":29510,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:41:41.955","cat":"paper","msg":"spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: \"Subject: Gray alien\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":18.508,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":35955.5,"timestamp":"1791085301.956202"},"s-store":null,"id":34804,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:42:01.265","cat":"paper","msg":"spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: \"Subject is wearing tactical jackboots, and overalls similar to those worn by assistants.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":21.454,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":36143.5,"timestamp":"1791085321.265999"},"s-store":null,"id":34977,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 03:43:56.455","cat":"paper","msg":"spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: \"Alien is contained within a cryotube running in the primary hall as part of a public exhibit.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":57.064,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":37267,"timestamp":"1791085436.455699"},"s-store":null,"id":36150,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-10-04 04:16:45.860","cat":"paper","msg":"noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: \"I [______]\nconsent to this brain swap\n\nsigned: [___________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":6.478,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":56558.5,"timestamp":"1791087405.861293"},"s-store":null,"id":53333,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}