[2026-10-04 02:39:30.127] Starting up round ID 264201. - ------------------------- [2026-10-04 02:51:11.546] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 02:51:52.224] PAPER: noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: "##
General Request Form
- ___ - - Full Name: [_________________] - - Augmentation Request: [_________________] - - Reason for request: [_________________] - [______________________] - [______________________] - ___ - *Sign Below* - [______________________]" [2026-10-04 02:54:19.004] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 02:57:13.932] PAPER: noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: "# Medical Prescription Form - ___ - - This form certifies that its holder, [_____________________________], has a medical need for the following medications, which should be provided by medical staff on patient demand when possible: - - - Patient: [_____________________________] - - - Medication 1: [____________________] - - Dosage: [______________] - - Reason: [_____________________________] - - - Medication 2: [____________________] - - Dosage: [_________________] - - Reason: [_____________________________] - - ___ - Authorized by [_____________________________], [_____________________________] " [2026-10-04 03:01:31.318] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 03:05:24.612] PAPER: noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: "##
General Request Form
- ___ - - Full Name: [_________________] - - Request: [_________________] - - Reason for request: [_________________] - [______________________] - [______________________] - ___ - *Sign Below* - [______________________]" [2026-10-04 03:22:59.240] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 03:26:07.635] PAPER: glueball/(Bobby Wong) has printed "How I Escaped Prison" (id: 10846) by Veejay Emmy from a book management console. [2026-10-04 03:26:28.336] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 03:29:30.606] PAPER: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) wrote to sheet of carbon: "%s" [2026-10-04 03:30:09.241] PAPER: funkemonke/(Alex Holme) wrote to sheet of carbon: " - - [ ]" [2026-10-04 03:32:26.039] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
REASSIGNMENT REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Job Assignment Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Reassignment - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to perform your job adequately post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you fail to perform your job adequately post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - On a scale of one (1) to five (5), how would you recommend your previous job? - - [_] 1 - - [_] 2 - - [_] 3 - - [_] 4 - - [_] 5 - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Bluespace** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you recognize the bodies in the water? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen may withhold your 401k at any time post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen legally recognizes you as a new hire post-reassignment? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen does not have a dental insurance plan for new hires? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge that Nanotrasen is not obligated to invite new hires to company parties? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-10-04 03:41:41.955] PAPER: spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: "Subject: Gray alien" [2026-10-04 03:42:01.265] PAPER: spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: "Subject is wearing tactical jackboots, and overalls similar to those worn by assistants." [2026-10-04 03:43:56.455] PAPER: spacesmithers/(Smithers Mohawk) wrote to paper: "Alien is contained within a cryotube running in the primary hall as part of a public exhibit." [2026-10-04 04:16:45.860] PAPER: noodlenoms/(Tally Cheklist) wrote to paper: "I [______] - consent to this brain swap - - signed: [___________]"