[2026-09-30 23:08:22.171] Starting up round ID 264161.
 - -------------------------
[2026-09-30 23:22:03.579] PAPER: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) wrote to paper: "Kindly remind the warden that I exist"
[2026-09-30 23:22:11.639] PAPER: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting finder559/(Automated Crew Manager) read it.
[2026-09-30 23:22:19.930] PAPER: Secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "#
 - ___
 - # <center>Wrought-Iron Guild Masterworks: Eldritch-Theorien</center>
 - ___
 - ### <center>By J. Eckhart</center>
 - ___
 - 
 - The Eldritch-Theorien is a "greenspace" artifact created by the founder of the Wrought Iron Guild. It is a grimoire that is 8 centimeters (~3.15 inches) thick, and its main function is to contain information written by the user across multiple realities (i.e. parallel universes or timelines). Due to bluespace innovations, it is never unable to run out of space for containing information, while still maintaining its size.
 - 
 - The contents of the Eldritch-Theorien are personalized, and change according to the reader. This may cause some troubles for certain readers, as the quality of the information given depends on a variety of factors, including, but not limited to: experience using the grimoire, mental state, and sense of "self". Less experienced users may find themselves unable to find the information they seek, instead getting junk data or misinformation. Users experiencing dysphoria, westengryre, shell-crossing, or other similar maladies may find the contents of the Eldritch-Theorien to be nigh incomprehensible.
 - 
 - It should be clarified that the Eldritch-Theorien, while an incredibly useful tool, is not infallible. This is due to the nature of how it works. Some information written by other selves may be false, by intention or not, and some information may not be covered at all. If one happens to learn something that is not written in the tome, it is highly recommended to record the information down in it, using any writing utensil of choice, for the benefit of other selves. DO NOT use it to record personal affairs.
 - 
 - If one happens to acquire a "true" copy of the Eldritch-Theorien, please ensure to take great care of it. The process of creating an authentic Eldritch-Theorien is a closely guarded secret, and as such, there are very few people who can recreate it."
[2026-09-30 23:26:47.650] PAPER: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) has printed "PERMA - Pros &amp; Cons 1" (id: 12219) by Hithe Brakke from a book management console.
[2026-09-30 23:26:54.262] PAPER: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) has printed "PERMA - Pros &amp; Cons 2" (id: 12220) by Hithe Brakke from a book management console.
[2026-09-30 23:40:19.143] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "## Goodburger Menu"
[2026-09-30 23:41:01.763] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "Goodburger 5cr"
[2026-09-30 23:41:18.662] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "Goodchurger 6cr"
[2026-09-30 23:41:48.151] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "GoodBacorger 7cr"
[2026-09-30 23:47:29.963] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "Goodnuggets 7cr"
[2026-09-30 23:48:13.324] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "La pateteu`e Biene"
[2026-09-30 23:48:19.702] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "3cr"
[2026-09-30 23:51:42.797] PAPER: sharkle333/(Ruffles) wrote to paper: "GoodFish 7cr"