[2026-09-28 01:38:41.853] Starting up round ID 264128.
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[2026-09-28 02:02:42.235] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-28 02:32:40.415] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-28 02:32:53.923] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Destroy RCDs
[2026-09-28 03:05:38.831] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Hostile Station Lockdown
[2026-09-28 03:05:41.550] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Percussive Intercomm Interference
[2026-09-28 03:07:03.570] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Dart Pistol for 4 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-28 03:07:36.332] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Doomsday Device
[2026-09-28 03:08:40.189] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-28 03:08:50.385] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Air Alarm Safety Override
[2026-09-28 03:09:29.815] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Remote vendor tilting
[2026-09-28 03:09:34.623] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Thermal Sensor Override