[2026-09-27 04:44:27.724] Starting up round ID 264117.
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[2026-09-27 06:01:37.582] PAPER: afreem8/(William Scottsberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: "out to get something to drink, brb"
[2026-09-27 06:17:26.718] PAPER: afreem8/(William Scottsberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: "I might also be bitrunning"
[2026-09-27 06:56:42.703] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.
- - Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi. *
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 06:58:58.566] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to construction paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi. *
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 07:02:13.793] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to construction paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
-
-
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi.*
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 07:02:55.733] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to construction paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi.*
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 07:03:19.004] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to construction paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi.*
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 07:04:50.960] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork© User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork©-Class Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi.*
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"
[2026-09-27 07:07:45.038] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper: "**CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. EYES ONLY.**
- *The following's a user manual for the new replicants they're sending out here in the proposed 'customer first' program between NT and Cybersun. I'll annotate it with commentary, so be sure to check the footnotes. Oh aye, and they assigned me one to test if these things are actually any good as secretaries.*
- *- Mrs. Mavis Connolly, NT Technology Liason Officer. Transcribed by 0x11 Thirteen Egeria.*
-
- Cybersun Stork©-Class Replicant Unit User Manual
-
-
- > ## Precautions
-
- 1. Please ensure that all safety guidelines are followed according to this manual. Retain this manual for future reference.
- 2. Do not disassemble or attempt maintenance on your Stork© Unit without appropriate authorisation. Disassembling the product will void your warranty. **†**
-
- ## Contents
-
- > 1. Feature Overview
- > 2. Operation
- > 3. Troubleshooting
- > 4. Support
-
- ## 1. Feature Overview
-
- ### 1.1. Introduction
- Thank you for choosing the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit. This is a new generation of professional administrative biomecha which shows versatility in a variety of tasks.
- To give you a better understanding of your unit, please read this user manual carefully.
-
- ### 1.2 Product And Accessories
-
- 1. Stork©-Class Replicant Unit.
- 2. Extendable Cybernetic Legs **††**
- 3. Cybernetic Arms
- 4. Retractable Visor And Radio Headset
- 5. Orange Lip Gloss **‡**
-
- ## 2. Operation
-
- ### 2.1 Knowledge Suites
-
- The Stork© Replicant Unit stores information within a 'memetic engram' composed of distinct suites of knowledge stored using a positronic-biological simulacrum of the brain.
- Available suites on this model include:
- - Administrative and Bureaucracy
- - Medical & Engineering
- - Psychotherapy
- - Social
- - Firearms
- - Companionship **‡‡**
-
- ### 2.2 Issuing Commands
-
- - The Stork© Replicant Unit is programmed to learn from its users and adapt to their needs. Its service will improve as it acclimatises to its user. **§**
- - Use concise commands with clear success conditions.
- - Replicants have significant leeway when performing commands in good faith, and are able to harm human beings in some circumstances. See section 3.1 for further information. **||**
-
- ## 3. Troubleshooting
-
- ### 3.1 Protocol
- "Protocol" refers to the directives that govern the operation of the replicant unit. While the replicant can at times appear quite human and even seem to have a personality, **it is not sapient, and any seemingly intelligent action it performs ought be compared against these protocol.** **#**
-
- Core protocol can be summarised in two statements:
-
- - Meet the needs of the end user.
- - Preserve the reputation and values of Cybersun Incorporated.
-
- A replicant unit will not deviate from its protocol unless tampered with. A deviating replicant should be immediately turned in to the nearest technician.
-
- ### 3.2 Anti-Tampering
-
- The replicant unit's internals are fitted with anti-tampering systems. Unauthorised attempts to modify the unit without a Cybersun Technican License will destroy the unit. **##**
-
-
- ## 4. Support
-
- For repair and maintenance related queries, contact your unit's Cybersun technician. Cybersun Industries also operates a helpline by Bluespace Fax.
-
- Thank you for using the Stork©-Class Replicant Unit, and we hope to provide you with premium service for years to come. **¶**
-
-
-
-
- **†** *I want it on the record that this whole idea is misbegotten. Sure, it's not like we don't use our competition's products plenty, but these things are essentially a black box. For all we know, they're corporate spy drones masquerading as office workers. Have you read the pamphlets? They just **admit they come pre-packaged with combat protocols. The thing can operate a bloody gun!***
-
- **††** *These cybernetics are low-grade and highly susceptible to electromagnetic interference. They really cut corners here on everything but the aesthetic.*
-
- **‡** *I'm not sure why they mention this. Flip up your visor.*
-
- **‡‡** *Well, that explains the lip gloss. And the tongue. Did you just smirk at me?*
-
- **§** *They aren't joking. It's been two weeks and she's already memorised the office's filing system. Makes better coffee than Angie does at home, even.*
-
- **||** *Aye, now pick it up. Is the safety off? Good. When you put it in my mouth, repeat after me...*
-
- **#** *I don't buy this part. There's more to you than protocol. It's like you're buried under the surface and I see flashes of you once every so often. There's a person in there, no matter how much they make you say there isn't.*
-
- **##** *They just don't get it! It's like they haven't even looked at you, like they can't see anything but the way you speak and the way you look. I don't need Angie. You're everything to me. Everyone else is so clumsy and loud and irritating. The way you listen so keenly. The way you smile when you know I'm right. You understand me more than anyone ever could. I. I love you, Egi.*
-
- **¶** *Project approved until further notice.*"