[2026-09-25 22:29:44.137] Starting up round ID 264103.
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[2026-09-25 23:41:27.028] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Hyperconcussive Diode Disk for 5 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 01:46:49.658] UPLINK: pingytalk/(Monty Pine) purchased Magillitis Serum Autoinjector for 15 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-09-26 01:48:00.971] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 01:51:58.962] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Agent Identification Card for 2 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 01:58:45.761] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:01:43.658] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Sleepy Pen for 4 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:02:18.410] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased No-Slip Chameleon Shoes for 2 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:02:29.584] UPLINK: tsarevichivanivanovich/(William Jenkins Jr.) purchased Energy Dagger for 2 telecrystals from William Jenkins Jr. (Atmospheric Technician)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:05:36.256] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:05:36.439] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:05:36.591] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:05:36.784] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Pizza Bomb for 2 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-09-26 02:07:36.911] UPLINK: chowdermcarthor/(Natalie Holderman) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Natalie Holderman (Chief Engineer)'s uplink