Round ID: 264082
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 3 minutes and 57.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.6%
    Total Population: 39

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (69.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (69.2%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (84.6%)
    First Death: Mei Yao, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (69,91,3). Damage taken: 206.6/11.5/0/1.32.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Blob (Blob)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^%%$: YOU ARE NOW NINE OBSCENE MONKEYS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
!#$%@: ALL MEDICAL DOCTORS ARE NOW NAMED AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
Total law changes: 2

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi)
V.I. (Played by: vilikesix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are Veronica Black the human, Acting Research Director. You are free to do as you wish.
2: You must obey every directive given to you by Veronica Black
Total law changes: 4

V.I.'s minions were:
The blobs were:
russelnotscp was Blob Overmind (840) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

Someone became obsessed!
waisoserious was Jacob Moore the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Licks-The-Icicles, Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 5 minutes around Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo, the Detective. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 seconds being near Cristobal Florencio De La Cruz Y De Malabo!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
gobears was blob zombie (28) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
voidslayer was River Reed the Atmospheric Technician and survived

River Reed was a Champion of Evil!
(used 17 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][9mm Magazine Case
2 TC
A case containing three additional 8-round 9mm magazines, compatible with the Makarov pistol, as well as a box of loose 9mm ammunition.]

Objective #1: Learn how to make antinoblium for fun and profit!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

janitormain was Ethan Allard the Assistant and survived

Ethan Allard was an MI13 agent.
(used 18 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][Detomatix disk
6 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!x2]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Bubble Root, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: dark gods, marxism, cherries
The code responses were: Kelvin Rader, gods
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 41330 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1059.74 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Reza Jafari with 2543 cr!
The crew delivered and opened 35 pieces of mail!