[2026-09-23 10:07:39.539] Starting up round ID 264073.
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[2026-09-23 15:09:16.223] UPLINK: foxtrottheta/(Aprethal Black) purchased Energy Sword (83% off!) for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-23 15:11:45.794] UPLINK: foxtrottheta/(Aprethal Black) purchased No-Slip Chameleon Shoes for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-23 15:12:34.806] UPLINK: foxtrottheta/(Aprethal Black) purchased Sleepy Pen for 4 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-23 15:12:47.494] UPLINK: foxtrottheta/(Aprethal Black) purchased Carnivorous Blood for 3 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-23 15:26:28.968] UPLINK: foxtrottheta/(Aprethal Black) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-23 15:37:07.461] UPLINK: kelesis/(Drake Lafortune) purchased Disposable Sentry Gun (27% off!) for 8 telecrystals from Drake Lafortune (Station Engineer)'s uplink