    Round ID: 264068
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 46 minutes and 44.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (90%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (86.7%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (103.3%)
    First Death: Dante Quin, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (120,59,3). Damage taken: 55.2/96.3/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)

B.R.A.P. (Played by: Mimepride) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

mistacritz was Christina Wilson the Chief Medical Officer and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of Royce Khan while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Mintkyu Qooble, Royce Khan's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Royce Khan 5 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Royce Khan, the Roboticist. Fail.
The Obsessed had no trauma attached to their antagonist ways! Either it bugged out or an admin incorrectly gave this good samaritan antag and it broke! You might as well show yourself!!
The Obsessed has failed!

papamichael was Nathaniel Narp the Assistant and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Guerrilla Gloves, Chest Rig and Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #2: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #3: Protect the station's efforts to make an important decision.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

kaiserkarl was Karl Hoffman the Botanist and survived
- They completed 10 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Pizza Bomb, Clown Bomb, Hypnotic Flash, Combat Gloves Plus, Clown Car, Combat Bakery Kit, Combat Knife, Contractor Baton, Syndicate MODsuit and MODsuit Holster Module
Objective #1: Ensure the station's public gatherings turn out powerful.
Objective #2: Ensure the cargo bay is non-functional by the end of the shift.
Objective #3: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 34863 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1162.1 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Chetorium LVIII with 8850 cr!