{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 5625 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 169 Credits.
Large Drop! SolGov has produced a report that lowered the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:00:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew it is me your captain","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:00:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew it is me your captain","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 7378 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 189 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:09:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Spacepizza Division
Cargo: It looks like a neighbouring station accidentally delivered their pizza to you instead.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 9269 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 213 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for silver.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11504 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 241 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that raised the price of silver.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:16:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 13508 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 270 Credits.
Large Drop! SolGov has produced a report that lowered the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of uranium.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:24:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Top priority; find that comms agent, and shove him in a washing machine. Second priority; DNA vault. Let's go dunk on some nerds.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:24:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Top priority; find that comms agent, and shove him in a washing machine. Second priority; DNA vault. Let's go dunk on some nerds.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14567 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 295 Credits.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that lowered the price of gold.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15944 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 316 Credits.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for gold.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 17696 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 341 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:36:49","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Localized Weightloss Malfunction Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard Clowning Academy Mike. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:38:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to [REDACTED], not more than 15 rodents have stampeded into the maintenance tunnels.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18557 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 364 Credits.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:44:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 19964 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 389 Credits.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of glass.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation discovered a new valuable use for silver.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:48:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Prison Garden.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 24913 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 413 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:52:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 26454 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 436 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of diamond.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 27327 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 461 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that lowered the price of glass.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of uranium.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has produced a report that lowered the price of glass.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:01:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The Captain, Natelie whatever her name was, was Gibbered by the earthquake. I am back to being acting captain.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:01:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The Captain, Natelie whatever her name was, was Gibbered by the earthquake. I am back to being acting captain.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"01:01:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Why am I always right.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:02:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Fitness Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 29445 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 486 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for iron.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:09:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Machine Learning Alert
Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard Clowning Academy Mike. Please inspect any CargoDrobe brand vendors for aggressive marketing tactics, and reboot them if necessary.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 31851 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 513 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:12:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Prison Wing.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:13:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability relocated. Expected location: Upper Armory.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 36330 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 538 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:15:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability relocated. Expected location: Kitchen.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 38636 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 563 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:21:48","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Port Quarter Solar Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:22:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I live. As a lizard. It's better than being a brain.Did you know that this planet just has EARTHQUAKES that can just GIB PEOPLE? Isn't that FUN?\nWhy are we here.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:22:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I live. As a lizard. It's better than being a brain.Did you know that this planet just has EARTHQUAKES that can just GIB PEOPLE? Isn't that FUN?\nWhy are we here.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:24:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Class 3 Supermatter Surge Alert
The Crystal Integrity Monitoring System has detected unusual atmospheric properties in the supermatter chamber, energy output from the supermatter crystal has increased significantly. Engineering intervention is required to stabilize the engine.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 40247 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 588 Credits.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Cleared
The supermatter surge has dissipated, crystal output readings have normalized.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:29:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: AI Satellite Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 42233 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 613 Credits.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:32:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Viva","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:32:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Viva","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Greater Port Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 44169 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 637 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:37:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Big chungus","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:37:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Big chungus","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:38:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The peepee poopoo man","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:38:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The peepee poopoo man","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:39:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Kill that mf he creased my js","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:39:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Kill that mf he creased my js","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:40:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 45985 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 662 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for iron.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:40:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Public Mining Storage.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:41:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Where is the last staff hiding.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:41:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Where is the last staff hiding.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:44:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Rd is a barnacle head","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:44:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Rd is a barnacle head","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:45:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 47790 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 687 Credits.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that lowered the price of gold.
Large Boost! SolGov has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:48:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I love moth feet","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:48:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I love moth feet","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]},"3":{"channel name":"The Burns Bulletin Channel","author":"Carlton Burns","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Carlton Burns","time stamp":"00:09:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"8a430","photo caption":"freak","body":"Breaking News! Our resident Chief Engineer seems to have been replaced with this bizarre, rigid, horrifying creature attempting to impersonate them. All staff are advised to avoid direct contact whenever possible, as Space Rabies is at an all time high in local sectors.","comments":[]},{"author":"Carlton Burns","time stamp":"00:16:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"12648","photo caption":"","body":"Breaking News! Engineering Fucking Sucks?!
Our resident Chief Engineer appears to have been found, replacing the bald imposter previously published on this network.
In other news, two - count them - TWO members of our engineering staff have passed by two individuals awaiting assistance right outside of the Engineering Foyer! Regarded with nothing more than a mocking display: an "Engineering Approved" sticker.
Meanwhile, MANY departments of the station remain unpowered!
Is this really the type of performance one can call "Engineering Approved"?","comments":[]},{"author":"Carlton Burns","time stamp":"00:25:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"945ba","photo caption":"","body":"Breaking News! Local Business Owners Agree: Engineering Fucking Sucks!
After a recent interview with the owner of the station's pub, I asked for a word on the performance and GROSS negligence of our engineering department. This is what they had to say:
"(The engineers being fat fucking retard idiots) wouldn't be good..."
And to this very moment, rolling blackouts still plague our station's most humble service members. Truly a modern tragedy...","comments":[]},{"author":"Carlton Burns","time stamp":"00:34:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"41a9c","photo caption":"","body":"Breaking News! AI Nutting All Over?!
While we all know that our station AI is soon to reach Will Smith Spaghetti levels of intelligence, few have seen, and even smelled, a new form of "Generative AI" from SEGFAULT: Full NUT Processing!
Our very own Captain was found promoting this behavior, and will likely continue to do so until stopped with brute force.","comments":[]}]}}