{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6239 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 156 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
Large Boost! SolGov has just released a new product that raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:03:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command has renamed the station to "This Is A Hospital Station 13".","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6972 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 180 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:05:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"You ALWAYS hear suit sensors max or whatever. I have a better idea. everyone turn youre suit sensors off. Fuck it. who cares anyway? its not like we have a paramedic.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:06:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I just checked, thanks for turning them off. less work for me.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 7910 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 205 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:12:59","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew, this is your very cool awesome sexy captain, Dave Davingson. Narp is a little bitch says the voice in my head. It's a pretty pink star and we need a DNA Vault today.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:12:59","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew, this is your very cool awesome sexy captain, Dave Davingson. Narp is a little bitch says the voice in my head. It's a pretty pink star and we need a DNA Vault today.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 260%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 13916 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 235 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 240%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15308 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 255 Credits.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! SolGov has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 250%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 17863 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 275 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for iron.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of glass.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:26:41","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"General Alert
What the fuck was that?!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:26:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello Captain of his Is A Hospital Station 13. We're sorry to report that your Captain's dosage of Lizard Mutation Therapy was contaminated with The Juice That Makes You Slightly Shorter. We were unfortunately not able to catch this before it was fully metabolized by your system, and as such your Captain will now always be slightly shorter than the average person.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:29:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Cow Ranching Agency
A wise cow has been spotted in the area. Be sure to ask for her advice.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 240%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 19277 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 295 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of gold.
Large Drop! SolGov has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for iron.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of glass.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:34:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Robotics Lab.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 220%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21834 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 313 Credits.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has produced a report that lowered the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 22866 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 331 Credits.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of iron.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of silver.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:40:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unusual lifesign readings detected in the Aft Customs ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:43:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Auxiliary Base Construction.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:43:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Best we can offer is a shark and a laser, you'll have to figure out the rest yourselves.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23046 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 357 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23149 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 382 Credits.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for iron.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:54:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in the Warehouse. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our scientists report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25231 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 401 Credits.
Large Boost! SolGov has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25210 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 423 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of uranium.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for glass.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:00:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The Stop Misinformation Directive!
According to the records we have on hand, Slavovich kicks kittens, not puppies.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:00:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Locker Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 26190 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 446 Credits.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for gold.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that lowered the price of glass.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 30119 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 470 Credits.
Large Boost! SolGov has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! SolGov has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 31825 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 495 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:16:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hyper-energetic flux wave detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Ordnance Lab.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:19:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 33793 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 519 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for glass.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37063 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 540 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:26:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Vault.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37655 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 563 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Large Boost! SolGov has just released a new product that raised the price of iron.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:31:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Shuttle vote","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:31:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Shuttle vote","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 39482 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 587 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:39:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message
Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 40899 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 612 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 43028 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 637 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for glass.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:49:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Barometric anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Electronic Marketing Den.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 44619 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 661 Credits.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for silver.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that lowered the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:51:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custom Complaints Division
We've recieved a series of complaints about there "never being enough bombs in our pizza". Rest assured that we have seen fit to rectify this as soon as is possible!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 50196 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 684 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of gold.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:55:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Vault.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}