{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 9316 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 154 Credits.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:01:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Suit sensors","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:27","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11183 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 176 Credits.
Large Boost! SolGov has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of diamond.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that raised the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:05:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew, and welcome aboard NTSS-13 "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows". I'll be promoting acting heads of staff soon since we're lacking a couple. Otherwise, prepare yourselves for a productive day of research. We are to build a bluespace artillery platform and further the collective humanoid understanding of both plasma and bluespace. Don't forget to maximize those sensors!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:05:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello crew, and welcome aboard NTSS-13 "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows". I'll be promoting acting heads of staff soon since we're lacking a couple. Otherwise, prepare yourselves for a productive day of research. We are to build a bluespace artillery platform and further the collective humanoid understanding of both plasma and bluespace. Don't forget to maximize those sensors!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 13797 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 200 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of silver.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15804 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 222 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of iron.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that lowered the price of uranium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:15:48","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unusual lifesign readings detected in the Aft Port Maintenance ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"00:19:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"The captain won't let me make a fully automated slaughterhouse to allow us to have fresh meat. This is an infringement on my rights.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18681 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 250 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:20:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Armory.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:24:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Biologic limb swapping agent detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Prison Garden. Wear biosuits or other protective gear to counter the effects.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 19940 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 273 Credits.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:29:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"General Alert
What the fuck was that?!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21279 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 296 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:30:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention, crew: \n\nDuck!","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:30:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention crew, the rod is very much looping. Also it probably hit telecommunications. And we've a heretic roaming about. Steel yourselves-- WHAT THE HECK IT'S LOOPING REALLY CLOSE. LIKE IT'S OBLITERATING EVERYTHING OH MY STARS.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:30:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention crew, the rod is very much looping. Also it probably hit telecommunications. And we've a heretic roaming about. Steel yourselves-- WHAT THE HECK IT'S LOOPING REALLY CLOSE. LIKE IT'S OBLITERATING EVERYTHING OH MY STARS.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Engineer's Desk","time stamp":"00:31:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"THE ROD IS LOOPING I REPEAT THE ROD IS LOOPING","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:33:41","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I have contacted Central Command with a request for an engineering ERT. That was a truly cataclysmic object. Robotics, produce about two or three construction RIPLEYs at once. AI, set the EVA to emergency access. Cargo, order a lot of space suits.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:33:41","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I have contacted Central Command with a request for an engineering ERT. That was a truly cataclysmic object. Robotics, produce about two or three construction RIPLEYs at once. AI, set the EVA to emergency access. Cargo, order a lot of space suits.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23215 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 321 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of silver.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:35:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"THE SUPERMATTER IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT: THE SUPERMATTER IS ON FIRE. GRAVITY IS DOWN, HALF THE STATION IS DEPRESSURIZED, AND ENGINEERING IS UTTELRY OVERWHELMED. ANY CREW WHO WANT TO HELP REPORT TO THE HOP LINE AT ONCE THIS IS BAD SOMEONE SWIPE FOR RED ALERT WITH ME!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:35:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"THE SUPERMATTER IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT: THE SUPERMATTER IS ON FIRE. GRAVITY IS DOWN, HALF THE STATION IS DEPRESSURIZED, AND ENGINEERING IS UTTELRY OVERWHELMED. ANY CREW WHO WANT TO HELP REPORT TO THE HOP LINE AT ONCE THIS IS BAD SOMEONE SWIPE FOR RED ALERT WITH ME!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:36:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Cow Ranching Agency
A wise cow has been spotted in the area. Be sure to ask for her advice.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:39:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I have sent out another distress signal to Central Command. Once again, report to the HOP line if you want engineering access. I am heading over now.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:39:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I have sent out another distress signal to Central Command. Once again, report to the HOP line if you want engineering access. I am heading over now.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 24649 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 344 Credits.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of silver.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:41:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message
Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:42:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Attention, crew:\n\nWe went into the barracks and asked 'how many of you are engineers, theoretically?' we got one response of 'I am theoretically an engineer' so we sent them to help. Welcome them warmly.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:44:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Okay crew, this is the absolute worst engineering catastrophe I have ever seen. Never has destruction been so pure and absolute. We have one engineering ERT member here to help, but we need all hands addressing things. I think a productive workday can still be salvaged from this (so long as the supermatter doesn't explode) so let's hop to it. To quote a more than 500 year old Terran "rock" song: "through the fire and flames we carry on."","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:44:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Okay crew, this is the absolute worst engineering catastrophe I have ever seen. Never has destruction been so pure and absolute. We have one engineering ERT member here to help, but we need all hands addressing things. I think a productive workday can still be salvaged from this (so long as the supermatter doesn't explode) so let's hop to it. To quote a more than 500 year old Terran "rock" song: "through the fire and flames we carry on."","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 28192 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 367 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:48:55","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"We've woe, we've terror. We've absolute and utter despair. Nonetheless we must continue so long as we're alive. I believe we have the capacity for it. I believe we can go on. We must not let the cold and silence of this void entomb us. LET US REPAIR, LET US ENDURE, LET US SURVIVE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:48:55","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"We've woe, we've terror. We've absolute and utter despair. Nonetheless we must continue so long as we're alive. I believe we have the capacity for it. I believe we can go on. We must not let the cold and silence of this void entomb us. LET US REPAIR, LET US ENDURE, LET US SURVIVE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 30051 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 390 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:52:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"()@&&?$&(?#^())?@$$^#@(?^
$?#(*?$^!&?&$$?^)#@!$*(^@ Ever coiling vortex. Reality unfolded. ARMS OUTREACHED, THE LORD OF THE NIGHT, Gon Baldium has ascended! Fear the ever twisting hand! $$!#(^#?((?!)$))!)@$(?($!","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:53:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Gravity is back, the engine is no longer on fire. We are slowly recovering. This is all quite excellent. Be wary of the occultist and their writhing masses. I-- oh no. Oh dear stars. Oh no. EVACUATE TO LAVALAND IMMEDIATELY. TAKE THE PODS. THIS IS OUR RECKONING AND THERE IS GRAND DANGER. EVACUATE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:53:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Gravity is back, the engine is no longer on fire. We are slowly recovering. This is all quite excellent. Be wary of the occultist and their writhing masses. I-- oh no. Oh dear stars. Oh no. EVACUATE TO LAVALAND IMMEDIATELY. TAKE THE PODS. THIS IS OUR RECKONING AND THERE IS GRAND DANGER. EVACUATE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 32690 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 415 Credits.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:56:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:58:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 34724 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 440 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for glass.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of glass.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:04:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello everybody my name is markiplier","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:04:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello everybody my name is markiplier","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}