[2026-09-18 03:52:35.097] Starting up round ID 263996.
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[2026-09-18 05:26:24.530] SHUTTLE: jaidenscomputer/(Mike Eisenbaum) has purchased CentCom Raven Cruiser.
[2026-09-18 05:27:08.261] SHUTTLE: jaidenscomputer/(Mike Eisenbaum) has called the emergency shuttle.
[2026-09-18 05:27:08.262] SHUTTLE: Shuttle call reason: i farted and it got into the vents and like a lizard was mean to me once in high school and and i think im going to cry
[2026-09-18 05:27:30.540] SHUTTLE: jaidenscomputer/(Mike Eisenbaum) has recalled the shuttle.
[2026-09-18 05:28:31.936] SHUTTLE: jaidenscomputer/(Mike Eisenbaum) has called the emergency shuttle.
[2026-09-18 05:28:31.936] SHUTTLE: Shuttle call reason: randy baum's hand slipped when he was stealin credits out the vault and he accidently activated the self destruct nuclear device.