[2026-09-15 05:11:29.766] Starting up round ID 263961.
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[2026-09-15 05:24:28.752] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:24:38.658] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Polarized Contact Lenses for 3 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:26:31.480] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased MODsuit Anti-Slip Module for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:27:19.496] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:31:18.552] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:34:28.304] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Agent Identification Card for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-15 05:35:00.696] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Chameleon Kit for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-15 05:39:34.170] UPLINK: darthtater1/(Alexi Fedorovich) purchased Makarov Pistol Case for 7 telecrystals from Alexi Fedorovich (Shaft Miner)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:41:55.690] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:42:16.339] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Freedom Implant for 5 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 05:47:01.906] UPLINK: ISwearToStonedImNotGod/(Randy Baum) purchased Energy Sword for 6 telecrystals from the engineering radio headset's uplink
[2026-09-15 05:50:24.002] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Contractor Baton for 7 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-15 05:51:08.490] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Stimpack for 5 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-15 05:52:32.244] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-15 06:02:52.251] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card for 3 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 06:04:08.560] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 06:04:48.078] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 06:04:48.493] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 06:04:48.994] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-15 06:31:11.452] UPLINK: darthtater1/(Alexi Fedorovich) purchased Feral Cat Grenade Box (40% off!) for 3 telecrystals from Alexi Fedorovich (Shaft Miner)'s uplink