{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>9763 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>167 Credits</b>.<br><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:53","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report<br><br>A summary of the station&#39;s situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:04:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello Crew! Captain Jared &#34;Cool Guy&#34; Rysenbouger here to lead you through this peaceful shift. I expect no trouble or rough-housing from you today, and I expect our objective of building some shields to be compelted A.S.A.P.. Also, the QM thinks that because he has a flash in his locker he is now a real head of staff. The only staff in him is his staph infection. Fucking nerd. Anyways, today I will be offering the spare ID to whoever can make me 1000 units of PURE meth. I want that shit PURE. Thank you and have a secure day.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:04:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello Crew! Captain Jared &#34;Cool Guy&#34; Rysenbouger here to lead you through this peaceful shift. I expect no trouble or rough-housing from you today, and I expect our objective of building some shields to be compelted A.S.A.P.. Also, the QM thinks that because he has a flash in his locker he is now a real head of staff. The only staff in him is his staph infection. Fucking nerd. Anyways, today I will be offering the spare ID to whoever can make me 1000 units of PURE meth. I want that shit PURE. Thank you and have a secure day.","comments":[]},{"author":"Quartermaster's Desk","time stamp":"00:04:58","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I am a real head of staff","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>12510 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>183 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:06:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Someone stop that feral lizard","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:06:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Someone stop that feral lizard","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>170%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>13710 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>204 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:11:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification<br><br>Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Aft Central Primary Hallway.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>16427 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>229 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Aussec Armory</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>silver.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Aussec Armory</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>170%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>17355 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>251 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! SolGov</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>silver.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>glass.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:20:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Paperwork Division<br><br>Cargo: A neighboring station needs some help handling some paperwork. Could you help process it for us?","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:24:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Egg","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:24:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Egg","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>160%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>19006 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>276 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Market Reset! MODular Solutions</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:25:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert<br><br>Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Fore Port Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>160%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>20937 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>298 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>uranium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:32:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to budget-cuts, a number of mice have migrated into the maintenance areas.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>150%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>22509 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>323 Credits</b>.<br><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:37:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security please investigate this long xenobio","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:37:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security please investigate this long xenobio","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:39:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division<br><br>The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>150%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>25175 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>347 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Aussec Armory</b> has produced a report that lowered the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>150%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>27177 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>372 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Market Reset! Aussec Armory</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>uranium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:49:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:49:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>150%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>29850 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>400 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Aussec Armory</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:54:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:54:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>150%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>31980 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>422 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>glass.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:59:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Alert<br><br>Potentially hazardous lifesigns detected in the Atmospherics Gas Storage ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>140%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>34683 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>446 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Aussec Armory</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:02:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Meteor Alert<br><br>Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:04:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:04:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"...","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>140%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>36521 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>471 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! 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SolGov</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:11:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Localized Weightloss Malfunction Alert<br><br>Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard Licks-The-Icicles Vandalized The Station. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>130%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>39830 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>519 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]},"3":{"channel name":"Unbranded News","author":"Claude Torrence","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:06:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">Hello-hello, crew. We already have some heated rivalry between heads of staff, sparked by their offices being ransacked before the shift began. <br>Will this lead to departmental war? With crew taking sides and fighting for their own head of staff to reign supreme?</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:31:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"77198","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">Spiders have overtook the dormitory restroom. If you&#39;re in a hurry, make sure to have some spare time. Making your way through the web will be tiring. And time consuming.</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:32:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"0e03d","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">Captain has entrusted the safekeeping of a disk to an assistant! A test, to see if the assistant has what it takes to move up the corporate ladder.</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Louie Santoro","time stamp":"00:53:10","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">I am going to powerbomb your mother through a plasma table while she&#39;s on fire.</font>","comments":[{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:05:18","body":"Interesting."}]}]},"4":{"channel name":"Nemesis Containment Zone","author":"Nemesis","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:01:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"dd969","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">theres glockroaches in atmos</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:06:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"ec896","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">ezekiel burns, brave as he was, couldn&#39;t withstand a meteor to the face and died instantly. i&#39;m amazed he&#39;s not gibbed. currently dead in space outside the rec area</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:07:58","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"4ba43","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">our brave paramedic has found the body! congrats!</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:09:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"6d59c","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">i dont know why they&#39;re beating them up, but there&#39;s a bloodbath in medbay</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:13:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"503c8","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">command staff is dosing themselves on meth, for free. you could sell this- i just heard a ling scream</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:14:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"d7ec9","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">exclusive shot! a ling being beaten to death on the shuttle!</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Nemesis","time stamp":"01:15:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"2dba0","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">breaking: someone&#39;s used an asclepius staff! this is noteworthy, i tihnk</font>","comments":[]}]}}
