{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 5115 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 166 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6631 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 191 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:06:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Cargo Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:06:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"To start our morning announcements for It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13, we will be talking about all of the contributions Ian has done for our company. For seven hundred years, Ian has been the mascot for almost all of our most central departments, in order since our founding: the strikebreaking department (our joint venture with the Pinkertons), our oil harvesting and refining department, our basic computation department, mass telecommunications and circuit production department, our astroengineering and metaphysics department, and now our Human Resources department. Ian has done so much for our company over the last seven hundred years and has lived longer than plenty of countries, whether terrestial or spaceborne. Ian has actually outlived a vast majority of the Presidents of the United States of America. To conclude our announcements, our advisory level is Ian, and our special orders are to create a BSA-9 Iantillery position to bombard the nearest cluster of wildlife","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:06:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"To start our morning announcements for It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13, we will be talking about all of the contributions Ian has done for our company. For seven hundred years, Ian has been the mascot for almost all of our most central departments, in order since our founding: the strikebreaking department (our joint venture with the Pinkertons), our oil harvesting and refining department, our basic computation department, mass telecommunications and circuit production department, our astroengineering and metaphysics department, and now our Human Resources department. Ian has done so much for our company over the last seven hundred years and has lived longer than plenty of countries, whether terrestial or spaceborne. Ian has actually outlived a vast majority of the Presidents of the United States of America. To conclude our announcements, our advisory level is Ian, and our special orders are to create a BSA-9 Iantillery position to bombard the nearest cluster of wildlife","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6947 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 219 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that is dominating the market for glass.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:10:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Aft Port Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 7724 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 243 Credits.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for titanium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for iron.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:15:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 8503 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 268 Credits.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of glass.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of iron.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:21:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message
Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 9878 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 292 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that lowered the price of iron.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of glass.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:27:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"General Alert
What the fuck was that?!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 10606 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 317 Credits.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions has produced a report that lowered the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for glass.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:33:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to space-winter, a whoop of rodents have migrated into the [REDACTED].","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12662 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 342 Credits.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has produced a report that lowered the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
Market Reset! SolGov has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of iron.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:36:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Massive bluespace anomaly detected en route to It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13. Brace for impact.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14241 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 363 Credits.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation discovered a new valuable use for silver.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of iron.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of uranium.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:44:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in the Central Primary Hallway. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our interns report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14961 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 387 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 20874 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 412 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:54:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Cargo Bay.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21418 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 437 Credits.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that raised the price of titanium.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:58:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Party in the bar in ten minutes.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:58:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Party in the bar in ten minutes.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:59:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure
Abnormal activity detected in It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 660%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 75853 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 462 Credits.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC discovered a new valuable use for silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 630%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 76606 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 487 Credits.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for titanium.
Market Reset! SolGov has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:06:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ian birthday party in a minute. Attendance is mandatory.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:06:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ian birthday party in a minute. Attendance is mandatory.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 610%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 78479 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 512 Credits.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:13:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Amazing party everybody. Ian is now 804 years old.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:13:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Amazing party everybody. Ian is now 804 years old.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 550%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 79856 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 534 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that lowered the price of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:17:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Captain left this logged in heehee hoohoo","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:17:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Captain left this logged in heehee hoohoo","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 530%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 80591 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 559 Credits.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 500%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 82136 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 583 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:26:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
#4nd%;f4y6,>\u00a3%-BZZZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 500%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 87646 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 608 Credits.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics restructured, resetting the price of diamond.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:31:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Complimentary shuttle vote FUCK YOU JACK WELLS FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:31:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Complimentary shuttle vote FUCK YOU JACK WELLS FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:32:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure
Abnormal activity detected in It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 480%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 88267 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 633 Credits.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that raised the price of glass.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of diamond.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 470%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 89865 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 658 Credits.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:43:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard It is Ian's Birthday. Party by 40:00 Or Mass Executions Station 13. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 460%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 91134 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 683 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of gold.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 450%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 92339 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 708 Credits.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:50:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}