[2026-09-09 02:10:18.092] Starting up round ID 263886. - ------------------------- [2026-09-09 02:20:14.920] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
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- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-09-09 02:25:14.003] PAPER: pingytalk/(monkey (795)) wrote to paper: "please, thbere is no pwoer and i cannot do my work" [2026-09-09 02:25:41.037] PAPER: pingytalk/(monkey (795)) wrote to paper: "i will fix the power through communication with engineering" [2026-09-09 02:28:33.555] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-09-09 02:34:24.973] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
ACCESS REQUEST
- ___ - - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Birthday: - [_______________________________] - - Age: - [______] - - Height: - [______] - - Weight: - [______] - - Gender: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - --- - ### Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - - ### Reason for Access Requested - [_______________________________] - [_______________________________] - ___ - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen - - Do you like me? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.) - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - - Are you bored of filling this form out yet? - - [_] Yes - - [_] No - ___ - - *Sign Below* - - [_______________________________] - ___ - ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain*** - - Full Name: - [_______________________________] - - Occupation: - [_______________________________] - - Date: - [_______________________________] - - Decision: - [_______________________________] - - Signature: - [_______________________________] - - *Stamp Below* - - # - # - # - ___ - " [2026-09-09 02:41:59.559] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "the captain instructed us not to do anything with it until an RD or HOS is here" [2026-09-09 02:42:21.148] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "also you let BZ out into the air." [2026-09-09 02:44:05.464] PAPER: thatvaultie/(Dave Davingson) wrote to paper: "**TO:** Nanotrasen Psychic Communications' Department - **FROM:** Captain Dave Davingson, SMKIGTFPICFIL SS13''" [2026-09-09 03:07:28.033] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "PLEASE HELP I DROPPED MY ID IN XENOBIO WHILE A VOID WALKER WAS ATTACKING ME ; ~ ;" [2026-09-09 03:16:16.881] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "can you stop being a passive aggressive asshole, my god"