[2026-09-09 02:10:18.092] Starting up round ID 263886.
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[2026-09-09 02:20:14.920] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "#
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- Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly?
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- Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?
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- Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
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- If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?
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- Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)
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[2026-09-09 02:25:14.003] PAPER: pingytalk/(monkey (795)) wrote to paper: "please, thbere is no pwoer and i cannot do my work"
[2026-09-09 02:25:41.037] PAPER: pingytalk/(monkey (795)) wrote to paper: "i will fix the power through communication with engineering"
[2026-09-09 02:28:33.555] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "# ACCESS REQUEST
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- ### Access Requested
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- ### Reason for Access Requested
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- Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly?
- - [_] Yes
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- Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?
- - [_] Yes
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- Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
- - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen
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- Do you like me?
- - [_] Yes
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- Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)
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- Are you bored of filling this form out yet?
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- *Sign Below*
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- ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***
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[2026-09-09 02:34:24.973] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "# ACCESS REQUEST
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- ### Access Requested
- [_______________________________]
- [_______________________________]
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- ### Reason for Access Requested
- [_______________________________]
- [_______________________________]
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- Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
- - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen
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- Do you like me?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- Are you bored of filling this form out yet?
- - [_] Yes
- - [_] No
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- *Sign Below*
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- [_______________________________]
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- ***Do not fill this section of the form if you are not the Head of Personnel or Captain***
- - Full Name:
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- - Occupation:
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- - Date:
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[2026-09-09 02:41:59.559] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "the captain instructed us not to do anything with it until an RD or HOS is here"
[2026-09-09 02:42:21.148] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "also you let BZ out into the air."
[2026-09-09 02:44:05.464] PAPER: thatvaultie/(Dave Davingson) wrote to paper: "**TO:** Nanotrasen Psychic Communications' Department
- **FROM:** Captain Dave Davingson, SMKIGTFPICFIL SS13''"
[2026-09-09 03:07:28.033] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "PLEASE HELP I DROPPED MY ID IN XENOBIO WHILE A VOID WALKER WAS ATTACKING ME ; ~ ;"
[2026-09-09 03:16:16.881] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "can you stop being a passive aggressive asshole, my god"