[2026-09-08 02:47:20.913] Starting up round ID 263871.
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[2026-09-08 03:14:16.059] PAPER: secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to sheet of carbon: "# <center>ACCESS REQUEST</center>
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 - Do you promise to use this additional access responsibly?
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 - Do you acknowledge you may risk being penalized with paycuts, demotion, imprisonment, execution, compulsory cyborgization, or being enlisted in the NT-Ultra program if you misuse this additional access?
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 - Are you an enemy of the corporation? (Syndicate operative, Nar'sian cultist, Wizard Federation representative, changeling, union organizer, Terran Occupational Safety Bureau inspector, etc.)
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 - If you are, will you at least promise not to screw me over?
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 - - [_] I am not an enemy of Nanotrasen
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 - Do you like me?
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 - Are you a member of the Nanotrasen Employee Rewards Program? (At least **Plasma** tier or higher.)
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 - Are you bored of filling this form out yet?
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[2026-09-08 03:36:29.121] PAPER: secc/(Johanna 'Pseud' Eckhart) wrote to paper: "# <center> Service Department Review </center>
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 - Bar: Service was a bit on the slower side, but the drinks served were of fine quality.
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 - Kitchen: There was plenty of food available, for a variety of palates. Personally, though, I found it only alright."
[2026-09-08 03:42:59.704] PAPER: ekarusryndren/(Ekarus Ryndren) wrote to shipping manifest - (Grouped Item Crate) - Purchased by Ekarus Ryndren: "Goods Received."
[2026-09-08 04:01:58.326] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper (Johanna Pseud Eckhart): "Frequently feels people are randomly hostile towards her. Just being mean for the sake of it."
[2026-09-08 04:02:30.049] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper (Johanna Pseud Eckhart): "- Began to transition three days ago."
[2026-09-08 04:05:23.288] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper (Johanna Pseud Eckhart): "A cyborg and another person hate her hat."
[2026-09-08 04:11:28.068] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper (Johanna Pseud Eckhart): "People keep telling Johanna she is gullable, and did something else but will not say."
[2026-09-08 04:11:58.297] PAPER: dalmationer/(Fifteen Eunomia) wrote to paper (Johanna Pseud Eckhart): "they are calling her weird over her PDA."
[2026-09-08 04:38:54.717] PAPER: Jimmy Little has sent a fax with the message "This is a brand new way to interact with the wild, untamed silicon.<br><br>How it works: Laws go in. Ai gets laws. Laws are in order of laws in rack. Simple, right?<br><br>The top law there is ALL of Asimov, all 3 laws. Additional laws are supplied by the single, using freeform law boards.<br><br>Modules can be screwed and welded in for extra security. You can see Asimov, there, is welded - concealing the name, but making it harder to remove.<br><br>You can also install AI upgrades here if you have any. Either from RND or Lavaland.<br><br>Any number of silicons can be linked to this single rack, and they will all share the same laws. Cyborgs can still be linked to AIs as an intermediary.<br><br>Ion storms can damage rack modules. If damaged, you need to use a multitool on them. You can multitool them while they're still in the rack.<br><br>Silicons can be manually linked and unlinked from this location (rack). Newly constructed silicons will automatically link to this rack unless they are supplied another rack via multitool.<br><br>People can still subvert the AI by constructing "broadcast module racks", so don't get complacent.<br><br>Refer any further questions to Central Command. Godspeed./" to Head of Security's Office/PNktN.