{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12081 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 160 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15120 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 182 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:07:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good morning crew, for those of you who didn't pay attention to the Captain-Cast, a brief overview of today. It is September 5th, 2566, we have a Red Star advisory, the engineers must construct a BSA-81 Artillery Cannon, the assistants have colored shirts, and Pun Pun has hit the gym.DUE TO CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITY, WE ARE RISING TO BLUE ALERT, BAG CHECKS WITHIN REASON WILL BE ON THE TABLE. PLEASE COMPLY FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:07:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good morning crew, for those of you who didn't pay attention to the Captain-Cast, a brief overview of today. It is September 5th, 2566, we have a Red Star advisory, the engineers must construct a BSA-81 Artillery Cannon, the assistants have colored shirts, and Pun Pun has hit the gym.DUE TO CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITY, WE ARE RISING TO BLUE ALERT, BAG CHECKS WITHIN REASON WILL BE ON THE TABLE. PLEASE COMPLY FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 17516 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 207 Credits.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for titanium.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18921 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 230 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 20818 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 252 Credits.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Large Boost! SolGov has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for gold.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:20:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Smithers Mohawk to the bridge. I repeat, Smithers Mohawk to the bridge.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:20:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Smithers Mohawk to the bridge. I repeat, Smithers Mohawk to the bridge.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:22:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Bitrunning Den.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:24:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"HOP line is open! Get your access, weapons permits, job changes, and religious practicing licenses!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23643 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 277 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of silver.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:26:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good afternoon, Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Happen Ever. I have bad news, something bad has happened. We have confirmed reports of a Mansus-worshipping freak. Our very own Nathaniel Narp. This individual is HIGHLY DANGEROUS and SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED. If you see this individual, REPORT YOUR LOCATION AND RUN. Stay safe, stay vigilant.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:26:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good afternoon, Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Happen Ever. I have bad news, something bad has happened. We have confirmed reports of a Mansus-worshipping freak. Our very own Nathaniel Narp. This individual is HIGHLY DANGEROUS and SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED. If you see this individual, REPORT YOUR LOCATION AND RUN. Stay safe, stay vigilant.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:28:14","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Paranormal ectoplasmic outburst detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Hydroponics.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25719 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 301 Credits.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 27483 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 323 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of silver.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:35:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Machine Learning Alert
Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Happen Ever. Please inspect any Deluxe Silicate Selections brand vendors for aggressive marketing tactics, and reboot them if necessary.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 29929 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 348 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:41:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Alert
Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Happen Ever secure locking encryption subroutines. Severity level of 1. Recommend station AI involvement.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:44:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hyper-energetic flux wave detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Research and Development.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 32304 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 373 Credits.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 33559 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 396 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of iron.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining restructured, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that is dominating the market for silver.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"00:50:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I do not want your well priced love","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 35117 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 421 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Large Boost! SolGov discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:56:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in the Detective's Office. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our sensors report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:58:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Teleporter Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37490 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 446 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that is dominating the market for uranium.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has just released a new product that raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:00:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability relocated. Expected location: Chief Medical Officer's Office.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"01:01:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"AI told me to shut the fuck up so I flipped its shell","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 40264 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 467 Credits.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of titanium.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has produced a report that lowered the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:05:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Exospheric bubble inbo'Fz\\k55_@-BZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:07:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good evening, Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen, thanks to the work of our Security team, all subversives and threats to our station have been dealt with promptly and swiftly! I am proud of each and every one of you who has managed to stay cool, calm, and collected. Let's keep up the great work!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:07:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Good evening, Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen, thanks to the work of our Security team, all subversives and threats to our station have been dealt with promptly and swiftly! I am proud of each and every one of you who has managed to stay cool, calm, and collected. Let's keep up the great work!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 42171 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 493 Credits.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions has produced a report that lowered the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"01:10:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I support the workers guild","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:14:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Oh crap, get the mop.
Meaty ores have been detected on collision course with the station.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 45095 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 516 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of silver.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:15:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Okay so we have meteors- MY MONEY NO FUCK","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:15:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Okay so we have meteors- MY MONEY NO FUCK","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:17:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"It is about that time and we have quite the small engineering team, we feasibly cannot fix this with the staff we have, and a lot of you are striking, as such I am holding a shuttle vote. Strikers need not speak as I will not listen to you and will only listen to those hard-working stationgoers who actually give a shit.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:17:39","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"It is about that time and we have quite the small engineering team, we feasibly cannot fix this with the staff we have, and a lot of you are striking, as such I am holding a shuttle vote. Strikers need not speak as I will not listen to you and will only listen to those hard-working stationgoers who actually give a shit.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:18:12","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Barometric anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Medbay Treatment Center.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:21:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telec#MCi46:5.;@63-BZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"01:23:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nathanial Narp, Ms. Sydney McHairball is coming to get you","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"01:24:10","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I just realized I control the pay","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 120%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 50368 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 558 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that is dominating the market for silver.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:26:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard Extremely Normal Station Where Nothing Bad Will Happen Ever. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Head of Personnel's Desk","time stamp":"01:28:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"All non-security, non-command crew have been given a raise and advances. All security and command have been docked down to 50%.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 130%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 57794 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 581 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
Market Reset! SolGov has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]},"3":{"channel name":"Unbranded News","author":"Claude Torrence","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:03:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello-hello, crew. It is time to 'party' in this sector.
It is interesting how willing people are to gather if they think that other people will show up.
Really makes you think.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:03:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello-hello, crew. It is time to 'party' in this sector.
It is interesting how willing people are to gather if they think that other people will show up.
Really makes you think.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:13:43","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"If anyone missed the Captain-Cast (as did I) and their announcement, Central Command has evidence of increased probablity of there being Syndicate assets among the crew.
So they took it as a green light to increase the alert level and lower the amount of privacy each crew member has.
Be ready for bag searches, and for security to be less lenient. Even less lenient.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:25:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"06885","photo caption":"","body":"A cosplay of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat went too realistic in front of the bridge. Their recreation of his most famous move with a grappling hook turned DEADLY! THe hook was too sharp, cutting into whoever was the other person! Perhaps even disemboweling them!","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:27:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"26b1d","photo caption":"","body":"Cargo is being harassed by a 'heretic', who keeps coming back to attack them! They breached one of the windows that was separating cargo from the wastness of space! It is no issue for the 'heretic', most likely, as they have escaped through that very opening.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:37:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"bc85a","photo caption":"","body":"Pun Pun got real tired of chefs constantly using him for cheap meat, and decided to bulk up. As you can see... their gains are very noticeable. So come by the bar, witness their power, and taste their unique cocktails!","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:56:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"06f0e","photo caption":"","body":"A crewmember, branded as a 'heretic' was dragged into brig, bound to a chair, and waterboarded with 'holy' water as everyone around watched on. HoP was kicked out, as was I, dismissing their authority. Then the 'heretic' was carted off, never to be seen again.
And that is 'just', because it is allowed to happened by Central Command.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:00:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"e6824","photo caption":"","body":"Detective's green shoes became even greener, and are threatening to greenify everything in their office.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:15:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"180c2","photo caption":"","body":"Another spiritually charged crewmember was branded as a 'heretic' and carted off to be tortured to have a confession pried from them, then implanted with all kinds of tracking chemicals, so they could be turned off at a press of the button.
They'll keep branding people as enemy assets to keep us all under their thumbs.","comments":[]}]},"4":{"channel name":"Funfriend News","author":"Funfriend","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Funfriend","time stamp":"01:08:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"7ea38","photo caption":"","body":"HoP seen working naked??","comments":[{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:13:44","body":"We got it captured from so many angles..."}]}]}}