Round ID:
263829 Map:
Kilo Station Shift Duration:
1 hour and 37 minutes and 55 seconds Station Integrity:
Destroyed Total Population:
27 Evacuation Rate:
16 (59.3%) (on emergency shuttle):
12 (44.4%) Survival Rate:
19 (70.4%) First Death:
Data Lazinyo, Roboticist, at Lavaland Wastes (17,82,3). Damage taken: 70/47/5/79.4. Round: Yellow Star
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Clown Operatives (Midround Clownops)
Total Annihilation!OINGO BOINGO operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- AurumDude was Head Honker Head Honker Slab Meatchunk OINGO BOINGO the Operative and had their body destroyed
- szeken was Shrike OINGO BOINGO the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- mrmelbert was Shark OINGO BOINGO the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 78 TC)
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Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Bananium Energy Shield (75% off!)
4 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Bananium Energy Sword (66% off!)
1 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Box
15 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.][
Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][
Syndicate Bomb
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Bananium Energy Sword (66% off!)
1 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Bananium Energy Shield (75% off!)
4 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Hypnotic Grenade (50% off!)
6 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x2][
Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.x2][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (77% off!)
4 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.] Total Annihilation!Zero-G*Hive operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- jamarkus was Sara Maywarden Zero-G*Hive the Operative and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 24 TC)
[Box of Throwing Weapons (33% off!)
2 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.][
.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.] Total Annihilation!Cyber BioInc operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- stabbystab was Baron Cyber BioInc the Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 25 TC)
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Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.x9] Total Annihilation!Prima Holdings operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- mrmelbert was Shark Prima Holdings the Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 39 TC)
[Bananium Energy Sword (66% off!)
1 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Bananium Energy Shield (75% off!)
4 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Hypnotic Grenade (50% off!)
6 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x2][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.x2][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (77% off!)
4 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.] Total Annihilation!Omni Biotech operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- jamarkus was Sara Maywarden Omni Biotech the Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 24 TC)
[Box of Throwing Weapons (33% off!)
2 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.][.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.] Total Annihilation!Prima Chem-Tech operatives destroyed Class Fortress 15 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- szeken was Shrike Prima Chem-Tech the Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 39 TC)
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Bananium Energy Shield (75% off!)
4 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Bananium Energy Sword (66% off!)
1 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Box
15 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Syndicate Bomb
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.] - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26448 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 979.556 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 2341 cr!
Total Achievements Earned: 2!
tommyjhonson was Chris Howard, who earned the 'How Do I Switch Hands???' achievement at Atrium!
legendarymister151 was Steve Jobless, who earned the 'Rule 8' achievement at Atrium!
