[2026-09-03 23:26:39.046] Starting up round ID 263803.
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[2026-09-03 23:44:38.255] UPLINK-SPY: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) completed the bounty Booze-O-Mat Burglary of difficulty Easy by stealing the Booze-O-Mat for Slipocalypse.
[2026-09-04 00:01:12.290] UPLINK-SPY: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) completed the bounty Emma Polson's human right leg of difficulty Hard by stealing Emma Polson for a suspicious beacon.
[2026-09-04 00:29:42.598] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Syndicate Surplus Crate for 20 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Quartermaster)'s uplink