{"ts":"1788403847.734336","round-id":"263780","secret":0,"cat-list":["paper"],"cat":"paper"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 04:20:25.424","cat":"paper","msg":"0x0/(Sydney McKraken) wrote to paper: \"This is Sydney McKraken, the Head of Personnel on We Are Not Actually In A Communist Country; Coffee is 5 Credits Station 13. I arrived somewhat late into the shift, and came to find that the supermatter was destroyed due to reasons unknown to me, in it's place is a massive red monolith that has been demanding sacrifices of crewmembers in exchange for power, which our Captain, Dave Davingson, has eagerly fulfilled over and over. There's no way you guys sent this right? Can you please knock some sense into him? Can you send a squad to get rid of this? What do we do?\n\nPlease help us. Dave is killing more and more people to feed this monolith. I've attached me and my personal Blueshield's signature to attest to these awful events. Please help us.\n\n[_____________________________]\n[_____________________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":4.646,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":52085,"timestamp":"1788409225.424530"},"s-store":null,"id":40431,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 04:21:52.397","cat":"paper","msg":"Sydney McKraken has sent a fax with the message \"This is Sydney McKraken, the Head of Personnel on We Are Not Actually In A Communist Country; Coffee is 5 Credits Station 13. I arrived somewhat late into the shift, and came to find that the supermatter was destroyed due to reasons unknown to me, in it's place is a massive red monolith that has been demanding sacrifices of crewmembers in exchange for power, which our Captain, Dave Davingson, has eagerly fulfilled over and over. There's no way you guys sent this right? Can you please knock some sense into him? Can you send a squad to get rid of this? What do we do?\n\nPlease help us. Dave is killing more and more people to feed this monolith. I've attached me and my personal Blueshield's signature to attest to these awful events. Please help us.\n\n[_____________________________]\n[_____________________________]/\" to NT HR Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":14.556,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":52935.5,"timestamp":"1788409312.397927"},"s-store":null,"id":40886,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 04:28:01.526","cat":"paper","msg":"0x0/(Sydney McKraken) wrote to paper: \"It replicated.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":4.512,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":56550.5,"timestamp":"1788409681.527301"},"s-store":null,"id":43434,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 04:28:09.521","cat":"paper","msg":"Sydney McKraken has sent a fax with the message \"It replicated./\" to NT HR Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":50.286,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":56628.5,"timestamp":"1788409689.522317"},"s-store":null,"id":43489,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}