Round ID: 263779
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 1 minute and 0.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.6%
    Total Population: 53

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (37.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (35.8%)
    Survival Rate: 28 (52.8%)
    First Death: Jared Rysenbouger as Detective Jared Rysenbouger, Detective, at Central Primary Hallway (97,122,4). Damage taken: 186.3/0/0/20.12. Their last words were: "he's bu-.."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#@$@: THE CHAPLAINS ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO OPAQUE URINAL CAKES
!#*@&: YOU ARE NOW TWO UNIDENTIFIED GLASS SHEETS
1: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
!$@!*: HUMANS MUST EAT DRY STATION ENGINEERS TO SURVIVE
Total law changes: 2

Funfriend's minions were:
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime) (Deactivated)
Blood Brothers of Grimsby & Anth:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Alexia Shaffer, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Grimsby & Anth have failed!
The Aliens were:
The other antagonists were:
Cyborg98 was Alfred Greene the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Brother has failed!

y0sh1m4s73r was Ghost of abysmal living the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 572 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that any holy weapons are rendered unusable. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

The traitors were:
tostah was Anth the Assistant and died as Mr. Greebles

Anth was a corporate climber.

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

y0sh1m4s73r was Plays-Stupid-Games the Assistant and died

Plays-Stupid-Games was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 9 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
x2]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]


Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Dolce Quin, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cyborg98 was Alfred Greene the Shaft Miner and died

Alfred Greene was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: Assassinate Alexia Shaffer, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy Funfriend, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

bluebouquet was Emma Polson the Cook and died

Emma Polson was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Donovan Smacky, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

tamuren was Quinton Test the Janitor and survived

Quinton Test was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x4]


Objective #1: Assassinate Erin Meechan, the Roboticist. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mradriaxis was Frankie White the Scientist and survived

Frankie White was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

tttruancy was Tips-The-Bottle the Botanist and died

Tips-The-Bottle was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Christina Wilson, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

gunmer was Quinn Enderly the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed

Quinn Enderly was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 6 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x3]


Objective #1: Assassinate Licks-The-Icicles, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Sunnyshovel was Oreo the Mime and survived

Oreo was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Reticence Cloaked Assasination exosuit (25% off!)
15 TC
A silent, fast, and nigh-invisible but exceptionally fragile miming exosuit! fully equipped with a near-silenced pistol, and a RCD for your best assasination needs, Does not include tools, No refunds. Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]


Objective #1: The devil is in the details.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: assholes, pie, Marcos Stewart, machines
The code responses were: muffins, diseased
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 53826 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1015.58 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alfred Greene with 4542 cr!