{"ts":"1788395847.059990","round-id":"263779","secret":0,"cat-list":["paper"],"cat":"paper"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 01:25:21.851","cat":"paper","msg":"antheus/(Jared Rysenbouger) wrote to paper: \"give licks and jared a raise\n-captain\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":64.17,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":26971,"timestamp":"1788398721.851546"},"s-store":null,"id":30332,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 01:25:35.612","cat":"paper","msg":"Detective Jared Rysenbouger has sent a fax with the message \"give licks and jared a raise\n-captain/\" to NT HR Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.348,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":27102.5,"timestamp":"1788398735.612215"},"s-store":null,"id":30525,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 02:21:48.773","cat":"paper","msg":"winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: \"% I APPROVE OF THE MIME GETTING HULK!!!!!!\nwritten by geneticist ^.^\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":47.722,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":59972,"timestamp":"1788402108.774113"},"s-store":null,"id":62401,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 02:22:12.669","cat":"paper","msg":"winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: \"# i, staff member, hereby agree to let the mime have hulk \nwritten by geneticist mintkyu ^^\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":14,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":60205.5,"timestamp":"1788402132.669438"},"s-store":null,"id":62642,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 02:30:41.501","cat":"paper","msg":"cultistofpupcup/(Ace Heart) wrote to paper: \"Hello Central Command.\n\nAs you know, our station- or rather, Icemoon Outpost, has been outputting the Green Alert signal for some time now. You must believe our station to be operating perfectly, but I must say that is quite the opposite.\n\nYou see, Security has felt the need to **execute** every person who has commited even a single crime while they are still incapacitated, even in the case of the Clown, who was in critical condition right next to a pair of dropped cuffs, yet the HoS still decided to execute the Clown right there.\n\nThe Clown was by no means a saint, but execution is not considering Standard Operating Procedure (SoP) for Green Alert, and this was simply a blunder. Our station has been outputting the Green Alert, yet Security thinks the situation is so dire they can't even take prisoners and have to execute someone who commitied a single crime?\n\nI believe either a citation or even further investigation- perhaps with inspector, is required to determine if Security is really competent or just psychopaths looking for their new fill.\n\nIf worse comes to worst, you may need to even send in a Veteran Security Advisor to aid in retraining Security Personnel.\n\n\nSincerly, Concerned Ace Heart.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":22.162,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":65130,"timestamp":"1788402641.501950"},"s-store":null,"id":67007,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-09-03 02:30:51.920","cat":"paper","msg":"Ace Heart has sent a fax with the message \"Hello Central Command.\n\nAs you know, our station- or rather, Icemoon Outpost, has been outputting the Green Alert signal for some time now. You must believe our station to be operating perfectly, but I must say that is quite the opposite.\n\nYou see, Security has felt the need to **execute** every person who has commited even a single crime while they are still incapacitated, even in the case of the Clown, who was in critical condition right next to a pair of dropped cuffs, yet the HoS still decided to execute the Clown right there.\n\nThe Clown was by no means a saint, but execution is not considering Standard Operating Procedure (SoP) for Green Alert, and this was simply a blunder. Our station has been outputting the Green Alert, yet Security thinks the situation is so dire they can't even take prisoners and have to execute someone who commitied a single crime?\n\nI believe either a citation or even further investigation- perhaps with inspector, is required to determine if Security is really competent or just psychopaths looking for their new fill.\n\nIf worse comes to worst, you may need to even send in a Veteran Security Advisor to aid in retraining Security Personnel.\n\n\nSincerly, Concerned Ace Heart./\" to NT HR Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":9.012,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":65228.5,"timestamp":"1788402651.921087"},"s-store":null,"id":67116,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}