[2026-09-03 00:37:27.072] Starting up round ID 263779. - ------------------------- [2026-09-03 01:25:21.851] PAPER: antheus/(Jared Rysenbouger) wrote to paper: "give licks and jared a raise - -captain" [2026-09-03 01:25:35.612] PAPER: Detective Jared Rysenbouger has sent a fax with the message "give licks and jared a raise - -captain/" to NT HR Department/central_command. [2026-09-03 02:21:48.773] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "% I APPROVE OF THE MIME GETTING HULK!!!!!! - written by geneticist ^.^" [2026-09-03 02:22:12.669] PAPER: winterseasalt/(Mintkyu Qooble) wrote to paper: "# i, staff member, hereby agree to let the mime have hulk - written by geneticist mintkyu ^^" [2026-09-03 02:30:41.501] PAPER: cultistofpupcup/(Ace Heart) wrote to paper: "Hello Central Command. - - As you know, our station- or rather, Icemoon Outpost, has been outputting the Green Alert signal for some time now. You must believe our station to be operating perfectly, but I must say that is quite the opposite. - - You see, Security has felt the need to **execute** every person who has commited even a single crime while they are still incapacitated, even in the case of the Clown, who was in critical condition right next to a pair of dropped cuffs, yet the HoS still decided to execute the Clown right there. - - The Clown was by no means a saint, but execution is not considering Standard Operating Procedure (SoP) for Green Alert, and this was simply a blunder. Our station has been outputting the Green Alert, yet Security thinks the situation is so dire they can't even take prisoners and have to execute someone who commitied a single crime? - - I believe either a citation or even further investigation- perhaps with inspector, is required to determine if Security is really competent or just psychopaths looking for their new fill. - - If worse comes to worst, you may need to even send in a Veteran Security Advisor to aid in retraining Security Personnel. - - - Sincerly, Concerned Ace Heart." [2026-09-03 02:30:51.920] PAPER: Ace Heart has sent a fax with the message "Hello Central Command. - - As you know, our station- or rather, Icemoon Outpost, has been outputting the Green Alert signal for some time now. You must believe our station to be operating perfectly, but I must say that is quite the opposite. - - You see, Security has felt the need to **execute** every person who has commited even a single crime while they are still incapacitated, even in the case of the Clown, who was in critical condition right next to a pair of dropped cuffs, yet the HoS still decided to execute the Clown right there. - - The Clown was by no means a saint, but execution is not considering Standard Operating Procedure (SoP) for Green Alert, and this was simply a blunder. Our station has been outputting the Green Alert, yet Security thinks the situation is so dire they can't even take prisoners and have to execute someone who commitied a single crime? - - I believe either a citation or even further investigation- perhaps with inspector, is required to determine if Security is really competent or just psychopaths looking for their new fill. - - If worse comes to worst, you may need to even send in a Veteran Security Advisor to aid in retraining Security Personnel. - - - Sincerly, Concerned Ace Heart./" to NT HR Department/central_command.