{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 4427 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 154 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6038 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 175 Credits.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that raised the price of silver.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of titanium.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:06:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"This piece of paper says we are on 'Orange Star' advisory level because of a, it seems to say.. 'large inverse quantum entanglement reaction vaporizing the entire metropolitan area of New York City.' Very strange. In other news, we need to build a DNA Vault and calibrate it with sixteen unique animal strains, fifteen unique non-standard plant seeds, and twelve unique sapient humanoid DNA helixes, which will then be subsequently wiped to store Miranda Trasen's sixteen corgis' DNA structures. Central Command would like to inform you that all systems are operational and functioning within standard parameters, after this station, Unsafe And Evil Shift Station 13, was rebuilt by the Engineering Response Team.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:06:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"This piece of paper says we are on 'Orange Star' advisory level because of a, it seems to say.. 'large inverse quantum entanglement reaction vaporizing the entire metropolitan area of New York City.' Very strange. In other news, we need to build a DNA Vault and calibrate it with sixteen unique animal strains, fifteen unique non-standard plant seeds, and twelve unique sapient humanoid DNA helixes, which will then be subsequently wiped to store Miranda Trasen's sixteen corgis' DNA structures. Central Command would like to inform you that all systems are operational and functioning within standard parameters, after this station, Unsafe And Evil Shift Station 13, was rebuilt by the Engineering Response Team.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 7916 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 205 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 8716 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 222 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of glass.
Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
Large Boost! SolGov discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for glass.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 9456 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 247 Credits.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! MODular Solutions has just released a new product that is dominating the market for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 11350 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 272 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of diamond.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that raised the price of uranium.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of silver.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12785 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 293 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:30:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Meteor Alert
Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:32:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Vacant Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 13692 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 316 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:35:21","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:38:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message
Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 14251 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 339 Credits.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for glass.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:43:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Custodial Notification
Minor biological obstruction detected in the ventilation network. Blockage is believed to be in the Telecomms Control Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Blood","time stamp":"00:43:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"blood
Blood","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 16910 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 361 Credits.
Market Reset! MODular Solutions restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 17948 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 386 Credits.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:52:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Valerrie Nakanooo. I admire the decision tu disposals yourself middd-convversatiooon. Reeport back toooo Secoouurity or there will be some connsequences.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:52:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Valerrie Nakanooo. I admire the decision tu disposals yourself middd-convversatiooon. Reeport back toooo Secoouurity or there will be some connsequences.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:54:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard Unsafe And Evil Shift Station 13. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 22181 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 415 Credits.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:55:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23335 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 437 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of glass.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25054 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 459 Credits.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for diamond.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of titanium.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov has just released a new product that is dominating the market for glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:07:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"According to reports from our on station monitoring, your captain wrecked his office in a fit of rage, screaming something about "the blood"","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25578 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 484 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of gold.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:10:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Bar.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:12:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I'd like to issue a sincere and complete apology to Nar'Sie, also known as the Blood Geometer, and her--","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:12:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I'd like to issue a sincere and complete apology to Nar'Sie, also known as the Blood Geometer, and her--","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:13:10","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Now there's footage of him.. Burping up fire?","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:14:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I'd like to DEEPLY and THOROUGHLY APOLOGIZE to THE BLOOD GEOMETER and HER REALM. I have made a SEVERE and CONTINUOUS LAPSE in my judgement by saying you are, QUOTE EN QUOTE, 'A BROKE BITCH.' Please STOP SENDING MEGAFAUNA INTO MY QUARTERS. I'M SORRY. I WILL DONATE FIFTY UNITS OF MY BLOOD.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:14:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I'd like to DEEPLY and THOROUGHLY APOLOGIZE to THE BLOOD GEOMETER and HER REALM. I have made a SEVERE and CONTINUOUS LAPSE in my judgement by saying you are, QUOTE EN QUOTE, 'A BROKE BITCH.' Please STOP SENDING MEGAFAUNA INTO MY QUARTERS. I'M SORRY. I WILL DONATE FIFTY UNITS OF MY BLOOD.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 27053 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 508 Credits.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for gold.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:16:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
A large organic energy flux has been recorded near of Unsafe And Evil Shift Station 13, please stand-by.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:17:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Pyroclastic anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Cargo Lobby.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 28590 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 533 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:21:41","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Wildlife Observations
A rift is causing an unnaturally large energy flux in Prison Work Room. Stop it at all costs!","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:24:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Wildlife Observations
Spatial object has reached peak energy charge in Prison Work Room, please stand-by.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 32773 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 562 Credits.
Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for titanium.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:27:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nar'Sie I am SOOO sorry theres one hundred units of blood near this console please take it I'm so sorry you are so fucking rich. You're a bloodillionaire. Like even richer than rich. Please","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:27:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nar'Sie I am SOOO sorry theres one hundred units of blood near this console please take it I'm so sorry you are so fucking rich. You're a bloodillionaire. Like even richer than rich. Please","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Biologic limb swapping agent detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Aft Central Primary Hallway. Wear biosuits or other protective gear to counter the effects.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 34232 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 587 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:34:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Emergency Shuttle Status
2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:34:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Emergency Shuttle Status
Early launch authorization revoked, 3 authorizations needed.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 140%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 35726 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 612 Credits.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:37:14","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Further reports indicate Dave started hitting everyone on the escape shuttle bridge, while others on the bridge swung at thin air?","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]}}