[2026-09-01 22:39:22.666] Starting up round ID 263759.
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[2026-09-01 23:42:59.316] UPLINK: kidgenius702/(Backwards-Says-Words) purchased Contract Kit for 20 telecrystals from Backwards-Says-Words (Quartermaster)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:47:36.715] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Upgrade Camera Network
[2026-09-01 23:49:52.721] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Enhanced Surveillance
[2026-09-01 23:50:26.136] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Rolling Servos
[2026-09-01 23:51:06.689] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Double-Bladed Energy Sword (23% off!) for 10 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:51:09.277] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Contractor Baton (85% off!) for 1 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:51:17.453] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit for 2 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:51:43.192] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:52:29.026] UPLINK: johnhenryeton/(Licoreina Eton) purchased Composition X-4 for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-01 23:52:30.321] UPLINK: johnhenryeton/(Licoreina Eton) purchased Composition X-4 for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-09-01 23:52:33.451] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:52:33.984] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-01 23:52:38.107] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Head of Personnel)'s uplink
[2026-09-02 00:03:25.105] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Targeted Safeties Override
[2026-09-02 00:03:44.255] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Unlock Mech Domination
[2026-09-02 00:03:45.318] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased AI Turret Upgrade
[2026-09-02 00:03:46.619] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Voice Changer
[2026-09-02 00:03:51.454] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Targeted Safeties Override
[2026-09-02 00:03:56.437] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Remote vendor tilting
[2026-09-02 00:06:45.726] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased Rolling Servos
[2026-09-02 00:07:58.338] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased Rolling Servos
[2026-09-02 00:08:25.001] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:10:51.595] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased Enhanced Surveillance
[2026-09-02 00:13:35.221] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased AI Turret Upgrade
[2026-09-02 00:18:55.328] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Doomsday Device
[2026-09-02 00:19:41.459] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased Destroy RCDs
[2026-09-02 00:19:49.727] UPLINK-MALF: cyborg98/(D.D.OS) purchased Machine Override
[2026-09-02 00:19:56.781] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:56.918] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.054] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.171] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.328] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.438] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.556] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload
[2026-09-02 00:19:57.727] UPLINK-MALF: thatguyzach/(Gimbal) purchased Machine Overload