[2026-08-30 03:59:09.022] Starting up round ID 263716.
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[2026-08-30 04:09:17.073] UPLINK: quiteliterallyanything/(Cheese) purchased Contract Kit for 20 telecrystals from Cheese (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-30 04:57:27.180] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Bomb (81% off!) for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:01:30.916] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Bomb (81% off!) for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:04:57.001] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Bomb (81% off!) for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:10:35.006] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Bomb (81% off!) for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:16:56.253] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:17:38.371] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:20:50.828] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:20:54.343] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:21:57.904] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:23:18.263] UPLINK: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-30 05:24:45.523] UPLINK: colds/(Lucy Tulip) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card for 3 telecrystals from Lucy Tulip (Paramedic)'s uplink
[2026-08-30 05:29:30.217] UPLINK: quiteliterallyanything/(Cheese) loaded 2 telecrystals into Cheese (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-30 05:29:36.019] UPLINK: quiteliterallyanything/(Cheese) purchased Stealth Implant (75% off!) for 2 telecrystals from Cheese (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-30 05:35:23.293] UPLINK: colds/(Lucy Tulip) purchased a boxed syndicate pony for 10 telecrystals from Lucy Tulip (Paramedic)'s uplink