    Round ID: 263696
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 11 minutes and 36.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (62.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (58.3%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (91.7%)
    First Death: Nathaniel Narp, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (163,58,3). Damage taken: 226.5/0/0/1.98.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)

Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:

The members were:

taggamergame2 was Licks-The-Icicles the CentCom Head Intern and survived

Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!

vanghan was John Adamantine the Botanist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Christina Wilson, the Chief Medical Officer. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Veronica Black, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

georgianenemy was Shiloh Brinigh the Quartermaster and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: CNS Rebooter Implant, Codespeak Manual and Sleeping Carp Technique
Objective #1: Protect the station's efforts to figure something out.
Objective #2: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

mythicjavelin was Silence Of A Different Kind the Mime and had their body destroyed
- They completed 19 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Energy Dagger, Polarized Contact Lenses, Hypnotic Flash, Combat Gloves Plus, Holoparasites, No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Toy Submachine Gun, Boot Dagger, a boxed syndicate pony, Clown Car, Energy Sword, Energy Sword, Clown Bomb, Pizza Bomb, Power Beacon, Carnivorous Blood, MODsuit Thermal Visor Module, Syndicate Tome and Gorilla Cube
Objective #1: Steal all the weapons from Medical.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 29976 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1249 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Tristan Buttermilk with 4984 cr!