[2026-08-27 22:43:10.942] Starting up round ID 263685.
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[2026-08-27 23:16:15.738] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) purchased Hypnotic Flash for 7 telecrystals from Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-27 23:34:55.819] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Hypnotic Flash for 7 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-27 23:35:01.568] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Radioactive Microlaser for 3 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:02:30.749] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased 10 raw telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:02:56.886] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) loaded 10 telecrystals into Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:07:33.618] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) purchased Double-Bladed Energy Sword for 13 telecrystals from Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:07:36.721] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) purchased Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!) for 6 telecrystals from Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:08:21.583] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Holden Karr) purchased MODsuit Anti-Slip Module for 1 telecrystals from Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:10:07.768] UPLINK: mentaldecayed/(Arcticus Cecropia) purchased MODsuit wraith cloaking module for 2 telecrystals from Holden Karr (Chaplain)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:14:04.249] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Syndicate MODsuit for 8 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:16:10.584] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Power Fist for 6 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:16:31.732] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Energy Sword for 6 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:19:05.602] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Stimpack (40% off!) for 3 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:20:58.909] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Chest Rig for 1 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:24:29.704] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased Slipocalypse Clusterbang for 1 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:24:35.433] UPLINK: privatepat/(Mr. Giggles) purchased MODsuit Anti-Slip Module for 1 telecrystals from Mr. Giggles (Clown)'s uplink
[2026-08-28 00:32:26.233] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Machine Override
[2026-08-28 00:33:32.344] UPLINK-MALF: papamichael/(SEGFAULT) purchased Machine Overload