{"ts":"1787784212.521635","round-id":"263675","secret":0,"cat-list":["paper"],"cat":"paper"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:06:53.191","cat":"paper","msg":"kaizerbuns/(Bobby Brightholme) wrote to paper: \"#Once on the station named Feminism 3,\n#There once was a Captain, Ted Medtek was he\n\n#And over the course of this spaceman's remorse,\n#A threat came to him with a grin.\n#It said \"This Timeline is Dead, cause my name is Ted\"\n#The Captain of Feminism 3!\"\n\n#The Captain said \"Don't give me that shit\"\n#I guess he was over it.\n#So the two they did fight, yet by the end of the night\n#It seemed they both couldn't be beat.\n\n#So the shuttle arrived but before they survived\n#A doctor shanked them with a knife\n#I don't know what he said, by this point I was dead\n#But it was probably witty with glee\n\n#Yet they both lived to the end\n#The Clone and his Friend\n#Until the shuttle exploded. Who could foresee?\n\n#So that was the tale of two Teds who were male.\n#The Captains of Feminism 3\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":25.026,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":13158,"timestamp":"1787785613.191700"},"s-store":null,"id":7739,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:08:05.247","cat":"paper","msg":"kaizerbuns/(Bobby Brightholme) wrote to paper: \"# Once on the station named Feminism 3,\n# There once was a Captain, Ted Medtek was he\n\n# And over the course of this spaceman's remorse,\n# A threat came to him with a grin.\n# It said \"This Timeline is Dead, cause my name is Ted\"\n# The Captain of Feminism 3!\"\n\n# The Captain said \"Don't give me that shit\"\n# I guess he was over it.\n# So the two they did fight, yet by the end of the night\n# It seemed they both couldn't be beat.\n\n# So the shuttle arrived but before they survived\n# A doctor shanked them with a knife\n# I don't know what he said, by this point I was dead\n# But it was probably witty with glee\n\n# Yet they both lived to the end\n# The Clone and his Friend\n# Until the shuttle exploded. Who could foresee?\n\nSo that was the tale of two Teds who were male.\nThe Captains of Feminism 3\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":16.69,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":13877,"timestamp":"1787785685.248129"},"s-store":null,"id":8041,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:08:38.014","cat":"paper","msg":"kaizerbuns/(Bobby Brightholme) wrote to paper: \"Once on the station named Feminism 3,\nThere once was a Captain, Ted Medtek was he\n\nAnd over the course of this spaceman's remorse,\nA threat came to him with a grin.\nIt said \"This Timeline is Dead, cause my name is Ted\"\nThe Captain of Feminism 3!\"\n\nThe Captain said \"Don't give me that shit\"\nI guess he was over it.\nSo the two they did fight, yet by the end of the night\nIt seemed they both couldn't be beat.\n\nSo the shuttle arrived but before they survived\nA doctor shanked them with a knife\nI don't know what he said, by this point I was dead\nBut it was probably witty with glee\n\nYet they both lived to the end\nThe Clone and his Friend\nUntil the shuttle exploded. Who could foresee?\n\nSo that was the tale of two Teds who were male.\nThe Captains of Feminism 3\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":11.952,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":14202,"timestamp":"1787785718.015295"},"s-store":null,"id":8181,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:33:22.835","cat":"paper","msg":"tyaper/(Ophiuchus OR) wrote to paper: \"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: \"Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU.\" Andy: \"Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!\" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: \"Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: \"Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: \"No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":20.552,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":28935,"timestamp":"1787787202.835403"},"s-store":null,"id":17839,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:34:09.778","cat":"paper","msg":"tyaper/(Ophiuchus OR) has printed \"PERMA - Pros & Cons 1\" (id: 12219) by Hithe Brakke from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.686,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29397.5,"timestamp":"1787787249.778496"},"s-store":null,"id":18187,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:34:31.475","cat":"paper","msg":"tyaper/(Ophiuchus OR) has printed \"PERMA - Pros & Cons 2\" (id: 12220) by Hithe Brakke from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":1.944,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29612.5,"timestamp":"1787787271.476224"},"s-store":null,"id":18354,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:45:41.513","cat":"paper","msg":"georgianenemy/(Friend) wrote to \"immediate\" triage card: \"DO YOU NEED WITTEL? YOU NEED IT FOR SYMPTOMS OF LEVEL 9\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":9.358,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":36258,"timestamp":"1787787941.513956"},"s-store":null,"id":23738,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:46:44.005","cat":"paper","msg":"georgianenemy/(Friend) wrote to \"immediate\" triage card: \"SOME OLD SYMPTOMS ARE TIER 9 NOW\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.426,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":36876.5,"timestamp":"1787788004.005687"},"s-store":null,"id":24167,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:49:30.795","cat":"paper","msg":"finder559/(Tristan Buttermilk) wrote to paper: \"Greetings Central, this is security officer Buttermilk. We are in desparate need of a qualified AI technician here. The captain is writing nonsensical laws to try to fix it and it's only making the problem worse. Please respond quickly.\n\n[______________________________________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":72.256,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38530,"timestamp":"1787788170.795520"},"s-store":null,"id":25329,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-26 23:49:46.929","cat":"paper","msg":"Tristan Buttermilk has sent a fax with the message \"Greetings Central, this is security officer Buttermilk. We are in desparate need of a qualified AI technician here. The captain is writing nonsensical laws to try to fix it and it's only making the problem worse. Please respond quickly.\n\n[______________________________________________]/\" to NT Complaint Department/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":73.098,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38691,"timestamp":"1787788186.929405"},"s-store":null,"id":25504,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}